Why it's .....
A Double dose of Hazel-Rah Helliday Cheer ! That's right,your silly wabbit has done it again and compiled yer another collection of carols to drown out all that incessant holiday noise.
I just couldn't wait till next year to share this batteries not included box of joy .
This year you get two ,that's right TWO !.. for the price on none.
So, Set you humbug to BAH,crank the stereo to eleven, and settle in for another unsettling selection of schmaltz free seasonal songs
1) Krusty the Clown starts singing " It's the most wonderful time of the year" and is rewarded with a face full of snow balls
2) The band Fear has but this solemn message to say to you this season....."FUCK CHRISTMAS"
3)Santa still can't get no love in this Voicedude mashup called appropriately sweet enough :
"Fuck you ,Santa" (feat Cee-Lo Green vs The Jackson 5)
4) What's this you hear? The trailer for Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas...Do you remember this movie before Hot Top made it a mascot?
5) Santa wants you to leave a nice cold glass of milk and some warm brains our for he and his "Undead Elves" by Robert Lund
6) Tracey Thorn wants to stay warm "In The Cold Cold Night"
7) "Merry....ummm...line?" Homer Simpson practices his best Santa
8) Erin McKeown think that "Santa is an asshole"
9) But, Invader Zim knows ...humans can't resist a fat man with presents
10) Belle & Sebastian are getting nothing from "Santa Claus(live)" this Helliday
11) Brrrrrrrr-ave the "Winter Winds" by Mumford & Sons
12) Charlie Brown can't help but express some christmas card sarcasm
13) It's Christmas( and I hate you) -Josh Well and Paloma Faith.Cant we all just get along this helliday?
14) Call Mr Plow when the Holiday BS gets too deep
15) Gruff Rhys is trying to survive a "Post Apocalypse Christmas". Hope you survive yours.
16) The Bee Gees sing their Helliday greetings in this old fashioned radio ID
17) I Feel It In My Bones- The Killers
18) Silent Night-The Kills perform an alternative version of this seasonal standard
19) Winter Kills -Yazoo
20) Scrooge McDuck says Bah Humbug to getting together with family for Christmas
21) And just like Scrooge, Prince is celebrating "Another Lonely Christmas"
22) Wiggle to the "Winter Beats" of I Break Horses
23)And now...The Dr Seuss Bible , as performed by The Kids in the Hall
24) " I Wanna Be Dentated" The Ramones vs The Three Stooges vs The Ray Conniff Singers only want their two front in this Mojochronic mashup
25) The kids arent dumb, they know those mall Santas are not the real one."Bad Santa ",no cookies.
26) The Sonics " Don't Believe in Christmas"
27) It's "Christmas in Da Club" with the Tom Tom Club . Jingle yo bells and shake you money maker
28)The Santa in the lobby wants to kill News Radio's Phil Hartman
29) Spend "Christmas in Prison" with John Prine
30) The Vicar of Dibley has a new Christmas Carol ...all about the birth of Jebus...sing with me ..
" Praise the Lord ,he's coming down the birth canal !"
31) You can help E.T. get home in this 80's commercial for the Atari 2600 game, but nothing could save Atari from this landfill of a travesty
32) "Do You Fear What I Fear?" The H.P. Lovecraft Appreciation Society wants to know
33) South Park's Butters has always wanted a huge package
34) The Lady signing doesn't blow ...the tune...in this Durwood Douche "The Christmas Gift" , she knows just what you need this X-Y-Z -Mess ....ziiiiiiiiiip
35) American Dad's Roger just can't get drunk on simple eggnog this Christmas
36) However, Foster Brooks knows how in his "Twelve Drunken Days of Christmas " ....hmm, only twelve?
37) The O'Jays want to know "What are you doing NewYears Eve?"
38) Moe Syzlak just wants Barny to kill him this Christmas
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