Hazel-Rah's Helliday 9 : Krampus' Kramping Mixtape
for the Holi-craze is upon us... that holi-daze of hellidays that has one
shoveling through the seasonal syrup of good cheer and bad music.
So give your kids a box of batteries with a note that says "Toys not included".
Tell the relatives you've gone and joined the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Invite Krampus over for kiddies and milk and gather around the mp3 player.
And remember ,despite what Blondie doesnt sing, I'm not always touched by your present,dear...
1) "Carol of the Bells ( Jokers Theme)" version from Batman Arkham Origins gets things started off right with it's
brooding creepy tone.Ding ...dong...ding ...dong..the Bat is dead
2) "In the Bleak Midwinter" - Smith & Burrows bemoan the snow on snow on snow
3) Bill Murray wants you to listen to "The True Meaning of Christmas" or get Scrooged this Helliday.
4) "A Pretty Good Christmas" is had by the Disappointment Choir
5) Bat For Lashes trip and spill through "Winter Fields"
6) Robot Chicken changes the channel for a little "December 25th Murder"
7) Emmy the Great and Tim Wheeler are on the run, run, run from the "Zombie Christmas"
8) "NO MORE SNOW !!!". or else ..Frosty Returns
9) Devo roll a good "Snowball"
10) It's a "Holly Jolly Monday" when Dan Phillips mashups Blue Monday with a Helliday classic.
11) Clark Griswold wants you to "bend over" so he can show you just where he is going to put his big X-mess tree
12) "Everything is One Big Christmas Tree" according to the Magnetic Fields
13) It's a "MERRY X-MOZ" when you get the Morrissey Christmas Album
14) The Smiths beg "Please ,Please Please Let Me Get What I Want" for X-mess
15) Dan Phillips is back and he sings of the strange "West End Nick" in this Pet Shop BOys Helliday Mashup
16) Ernest better hold on hard to "Santas Sack"or it will be the end of X-mess as we know it.
17) There are "S'no Balls " like Rudy Casoni's
18) Someone snuck in and stole Nelson Muntz's presents. Maybe it was Papa returning with Pop tarts?
19) "Santa's Got a GTO" and he's taking the Ramonas for a ride.
20) Cookie monster Calls Santa...but in his hungry enthusiasm eats the phone just as Claus answers
21) The Business give Elton John the business in this "Step into Christmas" cover
22) Black Adder would love a story , as long as it is not about that Jebus guy,he always spoils the X-mess atmos
23) This is "The Lord's Prayer".....the Lord of the New Church , that is.
24) Underoos! Underwear thats Fun to wear (unless you open a box to find a pair inside on X-mess morning) commercial
25) "Merry Christmas,Baby (Please Don't Die)" -or Crocodiles & Dum Dum Girls would be sad.
26) Adam West regales us with the story of the "Lost Batman Christmas Episode"
27) Shoshoni Elder Oldhands tells the tale of the funny fat man "Stuck in the Smoke Hole of our Tipi"
28) R.E.M. give us some "Christmas Griping" in this fan club exclusive
29) Dame Edna knows the Dale Cooper Rule....every day give yourself a little present.
30) Just make sure it's something nice or otherwise you will be making the "Present Face" like Garfunkel & Oates
31) Clark Griswald wishes you a Merry Christmas Happy Hannukah and a hearty ,kiss my ass
32) "You Wish Us A Happy Holidays" but Erin McKeown knows you really mean Merry Fuck you
33) "Fleck The Walls" with Ren & Stimpy this Yak-Mas Eve
34) The Mighty Boosh give us a chilly "Tundra Rap" , Ho-Yo-Yo,Waz up ,my Elfiggers ?
35) Al Bundy's speaks of the horrors of "The Night Before Christmas"
36) Kenny and Mr Hanky sing "The Most Offensive Song Ever". It's more fun than the rape Bill Cosby had with his Pudding Pop
37) Simpsons classic Christmas morning from the days of Tracey Ullman
38) Patrick Swayze wishes you a Merry X-mess
39) Because it's a "Patrick Swayze Christmas" in this Reddit and MST3k Christmas choir traditional
40) Bart Simpson agrees, this years mixtape is Craptacular.
