Hazel-Rah's Helliday 8 : Please,(DAY AFTER) Christmas,Don't be late!
Let the War on X-Mess begin ! X-Mess music ,that is.As the helliday fast approaches why,oh why,must we be forced to listen to the same 12 songs over and over wherever we go?The relentless sleigh bells ringing in our ears like a sadistic form of tinnitus whenever we dare to step beyond the threshold of the comfort of our homes.Two months of seasonal aural assault that makes one want to shove a bell handle up a Salvation Army's chimney
Wrapped up here is another Hazel-Rah selection of alternatives to the seasonal standard sludge.As always,I take some new bands,some lost classics and some ,shall we say "interesting" covers of christmas classics and mash them all together to make a strange,but oddly soothing musical fruitcake. Hopefully, it will keep you cheerful and happy more than any classic X-mess tune could.
And remember, this year:Keep the Mas in Christmas .Thats right,
mas [mɑːs]
n
1. Caribbean a carnival
2. (Music, other) music played for a carnival, or a band playing this
Happy Hellidays everybody!
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1) South Park Elementary presents the "Birth of Jebus". Push,Mary,PUSH!
2)(Nice Day For A) White Christmas-Dan Phillips mashes White Christmas with Billy Idol
3) 30 Rock's Jenny Maroney's "Vagina is a convenience store,clean and reliable and closed on Christmas"
4)Junksista wants to get filthy this "Dirty Christmas"
5)Mr Magoo wishes all who say Merry Xmess a venomous Humbug! So Happy Holidays everyone!
6)Dragonette says "Merry Xmas(says your text message)" but she has a few choice words for your choice of communication
7)Homer is shocked to find that Father Christmas and Santa Claus are both Jebus's Grandfather and in a relationship in this British Simpsons Holiday Message
8)One again Dan Phillips mashes up a handful of seasonal snow into "Shock the Santa " Peter Gabriel learns that Santas coming
9)Abba wishes you a Merry Xmess in their native tongue
10)Pledge Drive explodes into a Queen-esque "Christmas Rhapsody"
11) Flashback with Mike Myers of Christmas past in this pre-SNL performance of Wayne Cambell, sans Garth ,as he expounds upon the "Par-tay" spirit of Xmess
12)The Little Drummer Boy- Christopher Lee.Nuff said.Metal Up Your F'n Chimney!
13)You survived Halloween...now, survive Xmess in this Silent Night ,Deadly Night Trailer
14)Leaether Strip tells the gothic story of how "It Happened On Christmas Day"
15)The sulty sounds of Morphine are pure "Sexy Christmas,Baby Mine"
16)Charlie Brown tried to save the little Christmas tree, but "I killed it "
17)Celtic Elvis knows what this season is all about: "Kill a Tree for Christ"
18)Lucy berates Charlie Brown for not even being able to pick a good tree. Cause,as we known, its never the thought that counts.
19) Gremlin's Kate tells us why she knows there is no Santa Claus.
20)The Damned know the truth, "There Ain't No Sanity Claus"
21)Bobcat Goldthwait tells A Christmas Story,as only he can
22)Osaka Popstar speak of the "The Christmas That Almost Wasnt"
23)National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Trailer
24)Zombina & The Skeletons just want a "Transylvania Christmas"
25)Adam Ant reads his Xmess letter to Santa
26)Bobby Gaylor's Xmess Rule Number 2 "Stop Giving Me Crap or Christmas"
27)Monk knows about joy, "Damn Joy"
28)Kevin Bloody Wilson speaks for the elves who have this to say "Ho Ho F%#king Ho "
29)Raise the Shields,Invader Zim. Santas coming !!
30)The families of "Chiron Beta Prime" celebrate another helliday in this Johnathan Coulton song
31)Betty White's Rose tells us that" Xmess without Fruitcake is like St Sigmunds Day without the headless boy" .That's the truth
32)Panic Street have a hard candy addiction and want to avoid a "Candy Cane Withdrawal" this season
33)Batman and Robin run into Santa while climbing up a wall.
34)"I Farted On Santa's Lap(Now Christmas is gonna stink for me)"-for The Little Stinkers
35)American Dad's Roger loves how your religion brings the crazy ...and the bad folk music...and the genocide
36)"Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey "by Lou Monte. Like Rudolph's bastard crooned cousin
37)John Cleese reads us a bedtime "The Night Before Christmas" story
38)Smith & Burrows hope your next year beats the last ,like "When the Thames Froze"
