Lord it's like a hard Covid Christmas
I'm barely getting through tomorrow
But still I won't let
Sorrow bring me way down
It's
been a rough year for many ,myself included. On the less important side
of things,I almost didn't even do my yearly Helliday mixtape due to
lack of enthusiasm. But then I thought, if it brings one smile to just
one person this gloomy time of year, than it would be worth it.
So buckle up buttercups..here...we....go...
I
have once again wrapped up a collection of X-"Mess" tunes to help you
combat that seasonal affective disorder that is brought upon by the
syrupy sludge that assaults your senses no matter where you go.AND WE CAN'T EVEN GO ANYWHERE THIS
YEAR!
What time is it?Who can tell as the days just seem to blend together. Alright, y'all got 10 seconds
to get under the mistletoe and whawk .Cause Morris Day is here to tell you why he is cooler than Santa Claus
We've got the usual suspects, like mashups,movie trailers,and toons.You'll even brave being sent to Whamhalla with a surprise rendition of THAT SONG(don't worry,I wouldn't be that cruel and Whambush you in one of my mixtapes)
John Carpenter's The Thing is a Christmas movie, right? It’s set in a snowy polar region and has young Santa Claus in it. And you never know what's inside each package until it unwraps you.
Santa Claws makes a guest appearance in
the form of Freddy Krueger,and is even joined by Nancy's Mother Marge as Ronee Blakely sings her Grand Ol' Opry cover of a Christmas classic.
So
spin this mix right round like a dreidel,right round.And give in to the
terror and joy that is
The Hazel-Rah Helliday Mixtape #15: A Hard Covid
Christmas
1) Johnny Fever doesn't understand all this desire for constant "Good Cheer and Bad Music"
2) Alex Khaskin starts things off all spooky with "It's Christmas Eve" from a Christmas Horror Story
3) "Halloween is over" so sayeth the Simpsons. But is it really, as we slide on into yet another Pagan holiday
4) Dan Phillips brings his home brewed mashup to the party with another one of his amazing creations as Gary Numan rings his bells while driving in "Carol of the Cars"
5) How long did you last this year ? Doghouse Dad reports from the frontlines with his "Whamageddon Survivor Journal Day 10"
6) Reali-tGlitch gets his hands all bloody in thanks to what you gave him "Last Christmas(Red Snow)"
7) It's so easy, anyone can do it.Cartman gets down with the "Jebus Music",Baby
8) My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult aren't the only ones this chilly season that are "Kooler Than Jesus".BRRrrrr
9) Shock Therapy lament that it's "X-Mas Time Again".I second that feeling
10)We've all had those first day on the job terrors like the ones in this Robot Chicken "Elf Training Video"
11) Alice Bag Band knows that there are "No Gifts for Nazis" (other than giving them a punch in the face,the throat,the nads..)
12) Homer Simpson does his worst at remembering the eight famous reindeer,except for "Donna Dixon"
13) Rob Halford screams out bloody metal for HIS two favorite reindeer,"Donner and Blitzen"
14) Now that" Santa is Dead", Stan Smith and the family can really enjoy the Helliday season
15) Mosey contemplates ,what "If Christmas Didn't Exist"? Imagine all the people,staying the fuck at home
16) Magne Furuholeman knows all to well that this is "The Seasons to Be Melancholy" .It's downright S.A.D.
17) Man, John Carpenter's The Thing knows how to stay warm inside this cold season
18) The Cure enjoy a "Last Dance"
19) WHACK! Morris Day is "Cooler Than Santa Claus"
20) Chuck Berry croons "Merry Christmas Baby" to his sugerplum
21) Pee Wee Herman reminds us to ,duh,"Don't Drink and Drive"
22) Barnes & Barnes are looking for fishheads "Down By Candy Cane Lane"
23) Ol' Santa Claws himself,Freddy Krueger interrupts Santa to pimp his Dream Master VHS in this rare video store ad
24) Ronee Blakely (who played Marge Thompson,Nancy's Mother, in the original A Nightmare on Elm Street) sings "O Holy Night"
25) "Damn You,Snow !" cries Kent Brockman
26)"Countdown to Hallelujah" on Warezio;s Europe Choir Final Mashup
27) Clark Griswold just wants to know if he can "Leave you for dead"
28) Hanoi Rocks fear they will be "Dead by Christmas"
29) Julie Brown has several "Ways to Save Money at Christmas"
30) John Wesley Harding has a case of the "Talking Christmas Goodwill Blues"
31) Strong Bad knows exactly what he DOESN'T want this Decemberween
32) Homestar Runner and the gang sing their favorite helliday tune,"O Decemberween"
33) Dolores Hart pleads that "If I see just one more flake of snow I'm going to barf"
HAPPY HELLIDAYS ,KIDDIES !
