HARK ! The Herald Angels Sing ,”Conform,Submit,Keep Purchasing!”
Well…despite
the big life change, I managed to squeak in a Helliday mixtape. It was a
bit rushed this year as.So if it feels a little jumbled &
jivey,sorry. But despite those & other challenges,I feel there's not
a lot of stinkers in the mix.(except for that ONE song,eew).
Holiday
music may spark nostalgia for some and the right tune can even get you
in the spirit.But hearing "Jingle Bells" for the millionth time can also
lead to annoyance and even distress.Heck,overplayed seasonal songs even
have their own game of active avoidance.
How long did you last.....last
christmas ?
So for those in survival mode , here is my 16th collection
of craptacular carols to stave off that over-saturated insanity brought
on by the carbon copy holiday setlist of every store you dare set foot
in this season or every Hallmark movie your significant other forces you
to watch.
And Hey....Let's be careful out there
1) Another Holiday Upon Us and the Peanuts have barely finished their Halloween candy
2) Bite My Juicy Thanksgiving Pie ( Avril Lavigne vs Doja Cat vs Ariana Grande vs Weird AL vs More) in this Titus Jones made up mashup
3) Liam Neeson Auditions for Mall Santa on the Late Show
4) Santa's Watching You and it's freaking out Kelly Finnegan
5) The Loose Tapestries Can’t Wait for Christmas while some of us can't wait for this holiday jazz to be over
6) Little Richard wishes you a Tutti Frutti Christmas
7) Fred Schneider & The Superions cook up a real Fruitcake of a tune
8) "Because Buttmunch,Its Christmas" Butthead tells Beavis as to why we're listening to all this Helliday music
9) Psychostick warn of the .....dun dun dun .... Zombie Claus!
10) It's a Amazon Holiday Toy Song ...be afraid....be very afraid
11) The legendary King Diamond tells the little kiddies that there are "No Presents for Christmas"
12) Terminal Gods speak of the trials and tribulations of "Driving Home For Christmas"
Terminal Gods
13) DJ Cummerbund's "Carol for Whom the Bell Tolls (Metallica vs Trans Siberian Orchestra) mashup of metal and melodrama
14) Tiger Lilies croon on a cold "Starlit Night"
15) HallMighty mashup some suprising sounds in "Drive Home Alone for Christmas (The Cars vs Chris Rea vs Olivia Rodrigo)"
16) King Moonraiser tell the tale of how "A Toy is Never Truly Happy"
17) Merkel and the Merkelettes know the awful truth that "Christmas is Expensive"
18) American Dad's Snot & Roger lament that Hanukah plays "Second Fiddle to Xmas"
19) Daveed Diggs wants what any good hearted Bubbe wants , a "Puppy for Hanukah"
Daveed Diggs
20) Aaaahnold wants you to stay away from his Wife's Cookies even if they make you Jingle All the Way
21) Marc with a C says "All I Want For Christmas" is a present that actually sucks
22) Mrs Deagle is like us all when she says "I Hate Christmas Carolers"
23) Boris Pickett & The Crypt Keepers know how to celebrate a "Monster's Holiday"
24) Alice Cooper's minions sing of the "12 Days of Alice Cooper"
25 George Jetson suffers like us all as he cries "How Can We Afford All These Presents?"
26) Kay Martin & Her Bodyguards says with a naughty smile "I Know What You Want for Christmas"
27) Fascinating Aida implores that you don't be a "Cunt at Christmas"
28 Jack Frost Trailer presents something chilly to laugh at
29)Dame Edna is of the understanding that "Christmas is the Spookiest Time of All"
30) Are you like Uncle Eddie ? don't you hate it when the "Shitter's Full"
31) There's no avoiding it , this performance of "Sugarplum Farties" really stinks
Jingle Smells Everyone !
32) David Lynch give us his "New Years Eve Weather Report"
33) Favorite folk crooner John Gorka performs "Auld Lang Syne"
34)"Bah Humbug" wishes Ebenezer Scrooge from the Muppet Christmas Carol
