Santa is here to chew candy canes and kick ass and he is all out of candy canes. But he has promises of goodies in his cruel way to constantly be “toying” with ones expectations of X-“mess” morning.So fight off that Seasonal Affected Disorder (hey,S-A-D!) with this mixed bag of tunes.
From mashups to classics, and mashups of classics, this mix has a little something for everyone on your list.
1) American Dad knows the secret to finding the Helliday spirit…..”To The Shopping Mall!”
2) Rejoice, there is nothing gaudy about Erasure’s joyous “Gaudete”
3)Elvira, Mistress of the Dark celebrates the Holidays in her own special way :SCARY!
4)Devo wish a “Merry Something To You”
5)Abus though Zebus. Eddie Izzard tells us about all the many brothers of Jebus
6)Ginger Minj,Cross -dresser for Christ, gives you a Seasons Merry-Happy “ Chrisma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka “ Greetings.
7)The Fat Boys know what every one wants under their tree this season…A SWATCH WATCH!
8)”(Keep Feeling) Christmas “ as Dan Phillips roasts those chestnuts over an open fire in this mashup of Human League meets Mel Torme
9)El Vez, The Mexican Elvis, wishes you a Public Image –esque “Feliz Navidad”
10)The men of Metalocalypse love the rotting corpse of a “Christmas Tree”
11)”Don’t Stop The Santa Man” or you will not have the world’s first Journey/Metallica/Santa Claus mashup by Rock Sugar.
12) The bad snow numbs their throats , and things are looking “Darker” for The Doves
13) ”Somebody’s House Always Burns At Christmas”. Justin Vivian Bond knows it’s not only the chestnuts that are roasting this season.
14)South Parks’ Jebus sings to himself “Happy Birthday” as no one is there for him when he needs them
15) Little Cindy is just plain creepy as she sings “Happy Birthday Jesus( A Child’s Prayer)” .*Shudder*
16)Might as well throw up on the tree as ”Christmas is ruined”, so much, that even That 70’s Show is sick of this season.
17)Paul and Storm don’t want to know what is in “Grandma’s Christmas Dinner “
18) Big Bang Theory knows that Frosty is a criminal and should be punished by the sun
19)Captain Picard makes it so, and sings “Let It Snow” . SHUT UP WESLEY!
20)Eddie Murphy would like to welcome you to “Mr Robinson’s Neighborhood” so he can visit your home while you are away
21)”Santa Stole my Lady”, so sayeth Fitz & the Tantrums . That rosy cheeked bastard
22)The Big Bang Theory folks know that the Grinch really has a serious heart condition if it has grown three sizes
23)Just Shoot Me, it’s Kelsey Grammer singing “How The Finch Stole Christmas”.
24)Charlie Harper has his own filthy,naughty take on some Christmas classics . Guess we know now how one out of every Two and A Half Men got AIDS.
25)The Four Skins see that “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Syphilis” everywhere they ho
26)Have you heard the news?! Santa was kidnapped by the Martians!!!
27)Simon and Garfunkel listen to the”7 O’Clock News” on this “Silent Night”“ Greetings
28)The Gregory Brother’s “Jingle Bells” are sad and hanging low this holiday.
29)Pee Wee Herman has “Too Much Egg Nog” He is starting to hear reindeer on the roof,and you know what that means……
30) “Christmas is Now Drawing Near” in Coil’s cold traditional song
31) Neil Patrick Harris loves the way the season makes so many “lonely and desperate “
32)The Murder City Devils know it is only “364 Days” left till we have to do this silliness all over again.
33)Type O Negative had a bit too much of the ol’ “Red Water” this “(Christmas mourning)”
34)The season gets spooky as we celebrate another holiday tradition in the “Krampus Trailer”
35)Happy Fangs would be much happier if it was October again as just like them, “All I Want for Christmas is Halloween)
36)Steve Martin has one…no wait..two….no……..make that three…….oh heck , “Five Holiday Wishes”
37) This Let It Snow parody has the sentiment right for the season…..”FUCK IT ALL! “
