Hazel-Rah's Helliday Mixtape #19: Son of a Nutcracker !

 

 

Hazel-Rah's Helliday Mixtape #19: Son of a Nutcracker ! 

Thanks to a delirious bout of insomnia I bring to you Gold,Frankenstein,and GRrr..no wait...strike that....reverse it.
Son of a nutcracker,It's my yearly Helliday mixtape! And while it says the nineteenth,it's actually the 20th as around #7 I did two that year.
That's a lot of jingled bells.
So press play and let the wonder hit you like a snowball in the face
Like...
I wonder what was I thinking?
I Wonder if you will discover a new carol to enjoy this year?
I Wonder if you will you listen to the end?
I wonder as I stare up at the stars....WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING?!?!?
I wonder if the lack of sleep is getting to me...

Happy Hellidays !


1) Count Bachula gets the snowball rolling with a spooky rendition of a seasonal classic-"We Wish You a Scary Christmas"
2)The Machine in the Garden are a darkwave duo and with a call on you to come see the winters "Falling,Too"
3) Cruxshadows- know the years ahead will be rough, but they are ready to fight as they are "Winter Born (This Sacrifice)"
4) Dr. Octavius Brine has a thirst for Revenge...and snowglobes
5) Siouxsie and the Banshees spin a fairy tale of "Red Over White"
6) Poor little Dalmation #100, even his little toes are froze as he and his family traverse the cold
7) It's a Long Night " On a Little Snowy Field"
8) There is "Blood Upon the Snow" in this Bear McCreary & Hozier song from the soundtrack to God of War:Ragnarök
9) The sentiment that "Prayer is Useless" is Number One according to Dean Stockwell's Battlestar Galactica Priest character John Cavil
10) Andy Prieboy speaks of "The Fate Awaiting Thee" threat if you don't get right with Jebus this Helliday
11) Charlie Brown is at his most Charlie Browniest with his deep Christmas depression
12) There Will Be Fireworks, but "No Christmas Bells".Though there are sure to be some misty eyes as this song unfolds
13) "Don't Leave the Children Alone in the House" this Christmas, or you will burn with regret with this UK PSA
14) Quiet Company keep you company so you won't be "Alone at Christmas (How You're Gonna Die)"
15) It's a very Dead Zone Christmas where they discuss there is "No Santa Claus?"
16) The Long Blondes are so upset that "Christmas is Cancelled"
17) Bumblewasps are feeling alone this season,so "Fuck You Christmas"
18) The Simpsons God wishes their boy a "Merry Christmas" Don't you mean Happy Birthday Jebus !
19) Grandwolves ask that eternal question " 'Zat You,Son of God?" on the neighbors lawn
20) The Woodland Critters of South Park can finally have their Blood Orgy thanks to Stan
21) "Christmas Feels Like Halloween" for the The Sky Drops.
22) The Wheelers tell their little girl "You never had any presents", but she recalls seeing a marble
23) Johnny Goth is having a "Black Christmas" without you
24) Charles De Mar is excited over all the pure snow! It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
25) The Pulse really really love the "Snow" 

26) It's the Night Before Critmas and Chutney's just stabbed St Nick in the chest !
27) Recount the "Twelve Days of Grogmas" in this Critical Role Chitmas tune
28) At the Office party,Michael Scott just wants to say "Hey,Man. I love you this many dollar's worth" 29) The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles "Gotta Get a Gift" for Master Splinter
30) "Christmas is a Nightmare" for the tasty Gingerbread Man.
31) Jeff Whitmire skates on Whamageddon thin ice in this loving tribute to the horror of "Black Christmas"
32) Laverne & Shirley got blinking lights for their Christmas tree...maybe they will blink back on next year