Hazel-Rah's Helliday #17

  I'll Show You X-Mess Like You've Never Seen

It's that time of year again.....

We've barely smashed our pumpkins and stuffed the turkey and the evil spirit of Mariah has crawled out from shadows to come for your spirit. While somewhere, waiting in the dark, is George ,hungry and twitching to WHAM you into your Last Christmas . 

So to help you in your struggles of the season, I've been digging through the Cemetery of Forgotten Songs in search of tracks for this years "X-Mess" mixtape. 

Christmas Carols for the cranky.Yule tunes for the cold hearted(or the black hole where it used to be) Weird,wintery,WTF??s! that will leave you snowblind with nipples so hard they could cut glass. 

Enjoy my Hazel-Rah Helliday Mixtape,it's Seventeen: I'll show you X-Mess like you've never seen!

 

 

1) Michael Caine's Scrooge speaks from the heart that Christmas crazies should be "Cooked with their own Turkey and buried with a stake of holly in their hearts"(well,Don't want them coming back)

2) Shhh ,Watch Out! You know who coming for you in this dark orchestra version of "All I Want For Christmas " by Lucas King

 3) MX Justin Vivian Bond invokes the spirit of the witches on the Solstice during these

"Burning Times"

4) Jill Tracy croons of something cold and creepy is happening in "Room 19"

5) Seasons Beatings everyone in this trailer for "Violent Night"

6) Inkubus Suckubus "Hail the Holly King" 

7) Dawn French tells her child a very scary Christmas story with a surprise ending

8) Blondie sing of how cold you have become like "Winter"

9) Frasier knows what's in the hearts and minds of every child on Christmas morning :

"Is That All I Got ?"

10) Masego has some funky "Favorite Tings" to sing about this holiday

11) Wendy foreshadows her own snowbound troubles when she inquires about the "Donner Party" in the Shining

12) Kyle Andrews is feeling a bit "Frostbite"n this season

13) Every holiday has it's own stories , but have you ever heard of the "Legend of the Christmas Witch"

14) Count D gives us the spooky seasonal song of "The Christmas Witch"

 15) Fake Shark Real Zombie  inform us that "Winona Ryder Hates Christmas".Amen, sister

16) What's your favorite Christmas special to watch every year? Star Wars? Snoopy?Bloom County?  Don't forget to catch "Kiss Saves Santa" on Family Guy.

17) Santa Sabbath go "Santanaut" in this tribute to both Black Sabbath and the season

18) Shhh! Do you smell something?  It "Smells Like Christmas Spirit" according to Chris Townsend

 19) OOOH look what was in my stocking *puts on best Present Face "McDonald's Gift Certificates"

 20) The petite Love Goddess Judy Tenuta left us pigs this year but not before leaving us her "Christmas Wish" 

21) The Baroness Von Sketch Show let's us know that Santa's having a rough Christmas this year

 22) It's "Christmastime in Painesville" for The Deadbeat Poets

 23) The family of Bobs Burgers have already put up their tree and it's barely past Halloween

24) French and the Punk are just like me , they want "Halloween for Christmas"

25) The officers of Reno 911 provide a "Holiday Survival PSA"

26) Bindley Hardware Co. sing of how things can get troublesome when the dinner conversation gets political around the table.You need "Bipartisanta" to save the family

27) Exit 57's Paul Dinello has it rough this year as he says "My Wife Left Me For A Guy Named Jesus".

28) Kent Brockman talks of the effects of a snowless holiday on the "Eskimos"

29) Glasvegas mopes until "A Snowflake Fell(And it Felt Like a Kiss)"

30) Karen Carpenter & Georgia Engel perform for us the original version of Silent Night" in "Stille Nacht"

31) Scrooge learns the completely wrong thing from his night of three ghosts in this Robot Chicken bit.