Halloween is around the corner and you know just what that means !
SEXY MR ROGERS COSTUMES !
Umm.....strike that....reverse it......
It's time for another haunting and hilarious Hazel-Rah Halloween collection of songs.
Hazel-Rah's Halloween 15
-The Return of the Night of the Dawn of the Day of the Living Mixtape
This time.....it's really.....really...personal.
Filling up this barf bag of treats are several BIG (none of that "Fun Size" business) Horror movie trailers to films that themselves made it big in theaters this past year.And a few not so forgotten horror classics.
Warezio digs up some old tunes and sews them together to bring them back to new life in the from of a Alice Cooper meets Depeche Mode Mashup in "Nightmare in My Eyes"
We take off the Freddy fedora for the passing of two lost souls of Horror.Roky Erickson(July 15,1947-May 31, 2019) and Sig Haig(July 14,1939-September 21,2019).
This year saw the return from the dead to our screens of the mighty Joe Bob Briggs of Drive-In fame.The best of the worst are his bread and beer.He welcomes listeners to the second half of the mixtape as he invokes the classic Drive-In Oath and asks you to pledge your hearts(or the black hole where it used to be)to all things blood,breasts,and beasts. Could the return of Rhonda Shear be not far behind? Don't stay up all night waiting to find out.
This October also marks the first full year of the return of everyone's favorite Horror mag -Fangoria! Angus Scrimm,of Phantasm fame, shows you where the Red can be found in every bloody good issue in a rare commercial break.
The adorable Lucas the Spider tells us a scary bedtime story that spooks even him.BOO!
Stick around to the end and Mark Hamill will send you off to bed with the willies(with very little force necessary).
So slide this seasonal slice of sweets into your player.Throw out that bag of candy corn( who eats that stuff,anyway?) and count your ziplock bag of pennies as you spin :
Hazel-Rah's Halloween 15-The Return of the Night of the Dawn of the Day of the Living Mixtape
Have a happy "TRACK" OR TREAT!
1) Alfred Hitchcock introduces this year mix of "Music to Be Murdered By"
2) "The Shape Burns" in this celebratory John Carpenter Halloween theme track from the recent 2018 movie.But we all know you cant kill the Boogeyman.He Kills to the End.
3) The Knife plunge deep into the bass and give a "Silent Shout" at what haunts them.
4) I've got five on this Trailer for the movie "US"
5) Depeche Mode get smashed up with Alice Cooper when they hear Warezio's "Nightmare in My Eyes"
6) Pennywise has been waiting 27 years for this "IT Chapter Two" Trailer
7) Sharon Needles goes La La La for her "Dracula"
8) The Mission Creeps have their own "Halloween (Theme)"
9) Candyman.Candyman..Candyman...Candyman...The Candyman will hook you with this trailer for his movie
10) The Alley Cats find themselves roaming a "Nightmare City"
11) Jason Webley does his best Tom Waits on an accordion and leads us in a rousing chorus of his drunken "Halloween" lullaby
12) It's happening again in this "Psycho II" trailer and Mother isn't happy
13) Adam Ant ask you to step into his parlor so he may tell a tale of his friend "Norman"
14) Wes Craven won't let them bury you until you listen to the trailer for his movie "The Serpent and the Rainbow".You have to believe it is magic.
15) Give your heart 10cc's of "Baron Samedi"
16) This trailer is the "Fright Night" of our life.So cool, Brewster
17) Roky Erickson croons of the haunting "Night of the Vampire"
18) Captain Spaulding is your Bozo Jebus in this "3 From Hell" teaser.R.I.P. Sid Haig
19) Joe Bob Briggs welcomes the second half of the mixtape by asking you all to stand(unless you are in your car) and take "The Drive-In Oath".Shudder the thought
20) The Slashstreet Boys want to "Kill You That Way" in this mashup tribute to boy bands and the band of monsters that haunt your movies
21) Elvira asks you to join her on the couch later after watching that weird guy named Freddy and his new show
22) Everyday is almost Halloween in this "13 Nights of Halloween" track by Elvira,Mistress of the dark
23) "Lucas the Spider" tells you a scary story about ....VACUUM CLEANERS!!
24) "Modern Monster Mash" is in the Key of Awesome
25) Patton Oswalt gives you "The Cringe"
26) The Tallman from Phantasm enjoys winding down with his favorite magazine in this commercial for "Fangoria" magazine
27) Let's face it, when there is a "sexy" Mr Rogers' Costume "Halloween is Too Sexy".You're just a
hor.......rible dresser .Nobody wants to Doo....Scooby! For this Keith Habersberger has A Song.
28) Bing Crosby knows you can't reason with "The Headless Horseman"
29)Parks and Recreation present a Pawnee Halloween PSA. Phew.
30)Simon Stokes shares with us his unused closing credits "The Chucky Song" to the original Child's
Play.Hi De HO ! You gotta go!
31) Mark Hamill sings his version of his "Chucky Theme Song".And it's chilling. Friend to your end!
32) Uncle Deadly and Janice of The Muppet's wish you a "Happy Halloween"
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