Hazel-Rah's Helliday Mixtape #13:Ghosts of "X-Mess" Past

Horrified at the same treacly seasonal music played everywhere around the holidays?

Were you sent to Whamhalla? on December 1st!?

Baby,is it cold outside?

Well then....What’s this!?What’s this!?

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! (I'm not paying to heat the outdoors!)

It's that time of year again .I've been making a list.....checking it twice.....gonna choose songs both naughty and nice.....

That’s right! Hazel-Rah's Helliday mixtape #13:Ghosts of X-Mess Past is coming to your CD player.Feeling unlucky,punk?

This year you will find yourself buried under the cover of snow with a winters worth of covers.

You won't be left out in the cold with the collection of commercials old and new.

But wait.... there's more! .....covers that is .More old songs done new.

We've got Mashups made from two different colors of snow.(don't eat the yellow ones)

Even more covers

And tributes to Hamilton,Hanukkah and H.P.Lovecraft. 'Cause nothing says Crimbo like Cthulhu, right!?

Merry Crimboween!

Hazel-Rah’s Helliday 13:Ghosts of “X-Mess” Past

1) The Cryptkeeper gives a festive introduction to the season with "All through the house..."

2)MXMS ring out the cold "Carol of the Bells"

3)The Simpsons read from their "Christmas Letter"

4)"All I Want for Christmas is You" say Kurt Hugo Schneider & Chase Holfelder as they creep out 

the Pariah Carey classic

5)Take that "DEMENTED SANTA" down! He's giving a nazi salute in this Studio 60 soundbite

6)Sondre Lerche & Jherek Bischoff urge that the only way of "Surviving Christmas" is to be the type of person who would invite the snowman in.

7)Jodie Foster offers a holiday wish for road safety in this Radio ID

8)Matt Pond PA take a slow drive down the "Holiday Road" in this Lindsey Buckingham cover.

9)The Maine feel that "Winter Means Nothing (Without You)"

10)Hallmark Channel SNL commercial:ALL Santa, ALL Christmas,ALL the time

11)The Pixies are in a Young mood in this cover of Neil's "Winterlong"

12)Uncle Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past

13)While Deidre & The Dark are haunted by "The Ghost of Christmas Past"

14)The Rugrat's Chuckie tells Tommy that Santa is bad and you don't want to know what's in his bag.

15)Mashup artist Adrian A mixes a helliday classic with the White Stripes for a "Seven Nation Santa" performed by the Smash-up Derby

16)Oh Oh OH Oreo Christmas ,80's commercial

17)Elle Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong want to know is"'Zat You,Santa Claus?"

18)The Brady Bunch's Alice says it's "Unanimous,CANCEL CHRISTMAS".If only

19) Was(Not Was) know it's not pretty when it's "Christmas Time in Motor City"

20)Staring at the melted tree,Homer wants to know "Where's Christmas?"

21)Make Like Monkeys cry out "Santa Claus is Dead"

22)It's the 5 days of a Bundy Christmas,in all its crass

23)The Yogscast tell the tale of a snowman who ...comes...to like with a special orange appendage.He has a "Carrot for a Cock"

24)The Doctor's companion,Clara, laments that "Every Christmas is Last Christmas" for her

25)The Boy Least Likely Too sing of the friendship of "George and Andrew"

26)Nothing says Christmas like Zombies and singing ,it's the "Anna and the Apocalypse" trailer

27)The H.P Lovecraft Historical Society know all too well that "It's the Most Horrible Time of the Year". It really is

28)The winter weather "Won't subside" ,so the Rankin/Bass Santa says Christmas is cancelled.

29)It's "Hamildolph"!,acapella group Eclipse 6 perform a seasonal “Hamilton” parody

30)Spinal Tap count to eleven and somehow end up with "We Three Kings"

31)Legends of Tomorrow's Sara Lance implores:"WHAT!?!?...in the Disney Hell is this?!?!?"

32)IT'S!!.... Monty Python's "Christmas in Heaven" .What the hell?

33)Look....up in the sky ...it's "SCHMANTA!",The Jewish Santa(otherwise known as Roger from American Dad)

34)Six13 celebrate the "Bohemian Chanukah" like a Queen

35)Charlie Brown has learnt to "Dread one day at a time" this season

36)Dan Phillips would like to forget but he "Just Can't Get Auld Lang Syne" out of his head in this Depeche Mode mashup

37)Glass Candy are "Warm in the Winter" when they think of their loved ones despite the chilly electronic noise in the air.

38)The only seasons greetings Mama Harper wants to hear is one that means this whole X-Mess mess is over -"Happy New Year"