Like the past coming back and biting the ass of the present! (Get It?)
It's returned !
The terror of the tinsel !
The creepiness of the carols !
Not even Santa is safe from the horrors of the helliday.
So if this season your Krampus doesn't have enough of The Cramps...Now you know what to get them !
Just embrace the chaos that is the Helliday !
Listen to this !
It's equal parts naughty and nice!
Merry Creepmas, Every...Body
It's Hazel-Rah's Helliday 20
1) A spooky voice from the attraction audio for the Haunted Mansion's Halloween meets "X-Mess" Holiday presentation welcomes us deeper into this years Helliday mix
2) Neoni get right into the Creepmas feels with their eerie rendition of the Helliday classic "Santa Claus is Coming To Town". You better watch out !
3) Matthew Jessup does his best Gary Numan, expressing feelings for season and how "Our Christmas was Electric, My Dad is Santa"
4) OH NO! B-ware! WKRP's interrupts our music with a warning of a "MONSTER LIZZARD" coming ! More news and Les Nessman !
5) Red Sleeping Beauty sing about the long, depressing Swedish winter and the short (one day or so), not-so-depressing Swedish summer we long for during "The Swedish Winter"
6) Lucy Van Pelt prefers to wait to eat January snowflakes during December
7) Eyes Lips Eyes "Slept in Through Christmas". After all this Helliday hoo-ha build up, who wouldn't want to nap like Fozzie Bear till the season is over?
8) Bob Newhart laments that holiday shopping is so crowded, it took him ten minutes in a line just to get OUT of the store
9) The Traveller remind us that not every one gets the holiday off. Those shelves don't stock themselves. It's "Christmas Eve at Kroger"
10) Don't drive by this track too fast, Jackson Harden cover The Everly Brother's "Christmas Eve Can Kill You"
11) Gremlin's Kate Beringer impugns that not everyone who hates Christmas is a leper
12) The Emotions get emotional with the question "What Do the Lonely Do at Christmas?"
13) Bella Brown & the Jealous Lovers wish it could "Always Be Christmas Eve"
14) Everything old is new again, it's the trailer for the regift of that Helliday classic "Silent Night,Deadly Night"
15) Australian band Mental As Anything are about to go all "Apocalypso (Wiping the Smile Off Santa's Face)"
16) Al Bundy HATES Christmas. Is anyone surprised?
17) Mismatched Menace tell Santa that "All I Want for Christmas is My Damn Peace & Quiet" SHUT UP WITH THOSE TWELVE DRUMMERS DRUMMING ALREADY!Seriously ?!Silent my night already !
18) Susan Lucci ,Erica Kane from that holiest of programs, All My Children, wishes you a Merry "X-Mess"
19) Pack your bags, pack your wife, were off to a Holiday in Campbodia thanks to Richard Cheese
20) Squidward can't believe people enjoy this holiday that celebrates a Jolly Prowler who breaks into your house
21) HO HO-OH-NO Santa failed to keep his hoes in check and now he's gone and done it."Santa Lost a Ho"-The Christmas Jug Band knows it's hard out there for an elf. No Otters were harmed in the making of this song.
22) Garfunkel and Oates can't wait to read your "Year End Letter"
23) Hermey the Elf who want's to be a dentist one day says this next bit won't hurt before going in and yanking all your teeth out and replacing them with hard candy
24) Conner Cherland tells us about "Monty the Murder Elf' . You don't want THIS elf on your shelf !
25) Bumblewasps beg of you :"Don't Fuck With Christmas". Hey Pal, it's Christmas, were already fucked.
26) Caleb Elliot tells his favorite Christmas Joke .Really Caleb,REALLY?!
27) Blaise Guld wishes us all a "Yippie Ki YAY, Motherfucker ! Merry Christmas" cause it's not Christmas till we see Hans Gruber fall off the Nakatomi Plaza
28) What if the music of Nine Inch Nails was made into a "X-Mess" album? Kibble illustrates you have a "Head Like a Holy Night" for thinking such a silly thing
29) Yakko and Wakko, and their sister, Dot of Animaniacs fame wish for Noel this season. Wait?!! No L?...train?Noel...Fielding? Noel..Gallagher?
30) Elvira,Mistress of the Dark loves a good snowman. Even if he has a carrot for a cock
31) "It's a Punk Rock Christmas" and our resident Filth Elder,John Waters, has something to say about it
32) Gillian Anderson might just think David Duchovny has been playing Fox Mulder too long as he implies that Santa is an Alien .Oh,David
33) Chris de Burgh might just agree in his song "A Spaceman Came Traveling"
34) "This Christmas Is Forever" .Feel like that sometimes. There Will Be Fireworks
35) Klaus Nomi sings of freezing to death in this live performance of "The Cold Song" just months before his death
