Welcome ...Foolish Morsels...
to another Trick or Treat bag of tracks to entertain your ears this spooky season. While the world is still riddled with the wandering infected braindead making this dark time drag on indefinitely ,that doesn't mean you can't still have a spoopy ol' time!
Can't we?
*Screams into the void........waits impatiently for the void to scream back*
What to do this year? Halloween is a national drinking holiday for some ...where else can you drink body shots off the exposed tummy of a woman dressed as a sexy Blues Clues
And this season brings back news of the return of favorite monsters in the form of Michael,Chucky,and Ghostface.With all the sequels and remakes it won't be long before we see Friday the 13th: Part 33-Jason Drinks Manhattans.
Who knows? Maybe one day the ol' gloved one will haunt the dreams of teenagers once again.
So slip on your warmest skin ,grab your cleanest pillow case,remember the rolls of toilet paper and lets go a wassailing door to door begging for sweets.
It's Hazel-Rah's Halloween 17 ...or otherwise known as The Halloween Hacker 3: Part 6. A New Beginning. Dave Returns...Again
1) Linus writes a letter to The Great Pumpkin
2) MXMS-go deep and dirty like a proper "Gravedigger (Kelly Dean Remix)"
3) Tres Vampires(David J (Bauhaus, Love & Rockets) and Johnette Napolitano (Concrete Blonde)) "Take You Deep" into the night with their otherworldly passion ballad
4) When the Living Dead Return , the question on everyone's lips is "Why Do You Eat People?".They are disgusting and can't possibly taste like chicken
5) The Chameleons are feeling "Less Than Human". We've all had mornings like that
6) John Carpenter's "Village of the Damned" .....and you thought children were creepy enough already?
7) I Monster says don't worry "These Are Our Children" ...they don't bite....hard
8) The bloody Halloween night isn't over yet (We've got two more movies to get through!) in this Halloween Kills Trailer
9) Every year I like to include a variation on the ol' John Carpenter Halloween theme and this years variant comes via Robyn Adele Anderson's twisted take on the Talking Heads "Psycho Killer"
10) Aviators sing the praises of a "All Hallows" night
11) NARDS! It's the Monster Squad Trailer!
12) Skyhooks sing of a different kind of "Horror Movie" on their TV
13) Tina tells Nancy that she "Dreamed About the Same Creep I Did"
14) Messer Chups take on the A Nightmare on Elm Street theme in this Surf Rock "Freddy Krueger's Holiday"
15) Amanda Wyss knows a thing or two about bad dreams ,and tonight she says "I Am Going to Have a Nightmare"
16) Jason is Back...again (Can't keep a good hockey puck down!)in this "Friday the 13th Part 4 The Final Chapter(who do they think they are kidding?) Trailer"
17) LL Cool Jason says "Momma Said Chop You Now" in this spot on tribute to both the rap classic and the iconic Mamma's Boy
18) Who is Booberry ?! Seriously .....why do we not have a Creature From the Black Lagoon cereal ??
19) It's the "Story of the Creature from the Black Lagoon (Lord Melody vs Social Distortion)" where IWillBattle mashups the punk sounds of Social D with a long forgotten Calypso song. A song about a kid who gets made fun of because his mom had sex with the Creature from the Black Lagoon
20) Meet Igor...or is it Eye-gore?
21) Chaki says walk this way, like a "Funky Frankenstein"
22) Johnny playfully warns that "They're Coming to Get You Barbara",and they are horny in this 1990 remake of the classic Night of the Living Dead
23) Mad Sin speak of the "Mad Filthy Undead" (the living are pretty unwashed these days ,to be fair)
24) If the endless Halloween sequels tell us anything ,it's that "You Can't Kill the Boogeyman"
25) This "Boogie Man Boogie" track was scraped out of the background of the Rules of Attraction pumpkin.
26) Meet Dr Elvira, she says the best thing to cure your anxiety is with a terror inducing spooky movie.Watch two and stay up till morning.
27) I'm with Elvira! Keep wearing your damn mask ! so we "Don't Cancel Halloween"
28) Are those X-"Mess" decorations I see on the shelves? Where does the time go? Liechee "Carol of the Pumpkins (A Halloween Carol)" feels like christmas dressed in a Halloween costume.Take that Target!
29) Spooky Muppets!!! this movie was made for me .It's the "Muppets Haunted Mansion Trailer"
30) Sesame Street's The Count can count the many times he has done his favorite dance, "The Batty Bat"
31) John Zacherle wishes us all a "Happy Halloween"
32) "Another Halloween" has come and gone and Linus reflects on what was lost.
