What time is it ?
Alright,y'all got 10 seconds to get to the Pumpkin Patch.
Whawk!
C’mon now
Have you heard?
It's that Pumpkin time once again!
Open wide your pillow case and let the needle drop in with another Hazel-Rah Halloween mixtape of tunes that will have you over applying eyeliner and simultaneously improv dancing as if you were clearing cobwebs out of a forest cemetery.
This treat is loaded with sinister sugary soundbites and tasty pop corny balls of trailers.
Old ghosts of Halloweens past return once again in the guise of Elvira,Simpsons and even the original Freddy Krueger returns one last time IN MAKEUP to wish you a special message for the season
Some of the treats get mashed up togther at the bottom of the bag into terrifying new tastes that will haunt you later when you realize you just listened to a Taylor Swift song.....and liked it.AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
It wouldn't be a Hazel-Rah Halloween mix without a variation on an old theme, John Carpenter's Halloween theme that is. To help you get excited for the upcoming movie this October with Jamie Lee, we have a mix from THE Nine Inch Nails man himself.
So trick out your treats and Hallow your ween.
Smell your feet and give your ears something good to ....um....eat?!
Slip on your plastic smock with your favorite superhero on it
Because.......
It's Hazel-Rah's Halloween Mixtape Part 14 !!(Boy,these sequels just never end,do they?)
1) "John Carpenter's Halloween Theme" as performed by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross
2) "Halloween 2018 Trailer" .GO LAURIE!! Kill the Boogeyman!
3) "Look What Halloween Made Me Become" in this sweet tasting mashup by-Titus Jones.It includes,of all things,...John Carpenter - Halloween Theme,Rob Zombie - Dragula, Rihanna - Disturbia,Imagine Dragons - Radioactive,Kesha - Blow,Three Days Grace - Animal I Have Become,Katy Perry- Dark Horse, deadmau5 - Ghosts 'n' Stuff,and....is that?..it can't be?..NOOOOOOO !!!*SCREAMS IN TERROR*) Taylor Swift - Look What You Made Me Do
4) Dexter describes his "Dark Passenger" and his need to kill
5) What dies in Vegas, stays dead in Vegas."Aisha" by Death in Vegas (featuring Iggy Pop on vocals)
6) Grampa Simpson gets a little confused in this Treehouse of Horrors soundbite "KILL THE BOY! He's a Vampire?"
7) Celldweller is a "Lost Saw" in this Cry Little Sister vs Hello Zepp (theme from Saw)" Mashup
8) Witch Hazel brews up trouble for Donald Duck, right out of Shakesphere
9) Sneaker Pimps are terrorized by a "Small Town Witch" who sounds like shes gone Nightclubbing.
10) It's a world of darkness in this "The Exorcist radio spot"
11) Brian Eno and David Bryne invoke "The Jezebel Spirit" that features a recording of an actual exorcism being performed.The power of Afrobeat compels you
12) Elvira is "Too Bad",shamone, in this soundbite.Hee-Hee-HA
13) Broken Peach get their Hot Topic Halloween on in this cover of "This is Halloween"
14) Mickey and Mallory "Eenie Meeney" their decision of whom to kill next
15)Lydia Lunch asks you to "Touch My Evil"...go ahead,pet it...it doesn't bite
16) Imagine if you will,the most frightening things about to come out of the darkness...they will look like your neighbors,your friends,your family.....no,not Republicans.It's a "Dawn of the Dead Radio spot"
17) Selebrities are one of the "Living Dead"
18) The only thing scarier than the last 9 seconds of this “Suspiria Trailer" are the first sixty.
19)Altered Images see "Dead Pop Stars"
19)Altered Images see "Dead Pop Stars"
20) Stewie want's you to know -"That's My Candy"
21) Emily Axford is a bit of a Size Queen.She likes 'em BIG.No Fun Size for her.Get your mind out of the gutter ,she's talking about "King Sized Candy Bars"
22) This year it's been 30 years since I've been on Elm Street in this trailer for A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 4:The Dream Master(I still think that Nancy should have been brought back as the Dream Master.The dream light to Freddy's nightmare darkness)
23) Say Hi has "Spiders" crawling around under their skin when you're not around.
24) "Little Shop of Horrors Teaser trailer" goes green
25) The Dead Milkmen invite you to listen to the "Theme from Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern"
26) Spinal Tap sing of London's naughty "Saucy Jack".Fancy a squeeze?
27) A Dramatic Reading of the "Haunted Mansion" by Rowlf the Dog
28) Cause this is "Thriller" by Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox featuring Wayne Brady choking a bitch on vocals
29) Linus speaks of the "Sincerity" that his pumpkin patch possesses and how it will call the Great Pumpkin
30) The World/Inferno Friendship Society know what time is it -It's "Pumpkin Time"!
31) Freddy Krueger returns once more to haunt your Nightmares in this very special episode of .....The Goldbergs ??!?! "Trick or Treat" !
