Sunday, October 12, 2014

Halloween X: Let's Do the Mixtape Again!

Halloween X: Let's Do the Mixtape Again!

Halloween X : Let's Do The Mixtape Again!
(good grief? has it really been ten years?)

Like Michael Myers .....it keeps coming back
Like Jason Voorhees.....it keeps coming back
Like Freddy Krueger.....it keeps coming back
Like.....oh hell,  like any horror monster...it keeps coming back.

And like any good horror villain.....you just cant keep a bad mixtape down. Once again,for the tenth time,  I have collected a pillow case full of candy coated tunes to make your ears bleed.

From dark and spooky sounds to silly slices of sketch comedy. These cuts come from all types of musical weapons. Are you laughing or are you crying? 

Don't be afraid. Some old friends pop out of the shadows to join in on the fun. Wouldnt be the same celebration without Elvira and Freddy.

And like when Peanut Butter met Chocolate, we have two tastes coming together for a mashup to torture your teeth.

Miss the days when trailers didnt give the whole movie away? These beauties in here will leave you screaming for more,

So slip on your Sexy Ronald McDonald Costume......trick out your treats ...and  spin the night away as you enjoy Volume X of Hazelrah's Halloween mixtape.




1) Theme from TVs Hannibal by Brian Reitzell . I love the spooky music from this show.Moody,Creepy,Deliciousness to enjoy when dining on the rude.
2)The kids of John Carpenter's Halloween have a little Trick or Treat poem for you about "Black Cats and Goblins"
3)John Carpenter's Halloween Theme as performed by Claudio Simonetti from the Italian band Goblin,best known for their electronic score for George A Romeros Dawn of the Dead
4)Sheriff Brackett reminds us "It's Halloween......were all entitled to one good scare" in this Halloween soundbite.
5)Sharon Needles wants to remind us that "Everyday is Halloween" in this slow and spooky cover of Ministrys classic candy
6) Gail- Alice Cooper remembers her...will you?
7) Moody sounds and the spooky voice of Brad Dourif haunt this Trailer for Exorcist III : Legion.
8) Florence + the Machine needs an Exorcist of her own to deal with the "Seven Devils"
9) Lydia, from Beetlejuice , is herself, strange and unusual in this sound bite
10) M83 sing of a Graveyard Girl as if she was straight out of the end of a John Hughes film
11) A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddys Revenge trailer
12) Because You're Frightened - Magazine
13) The voice of Brain from Pinky and the Brain narrates this scary Kentucky Fried Chicken commercial .  You don't really want to know just what are the Colonel's secret eleven herbs and spices.
14) The Damned are watching some classic video "Nasty"
15) How Scream Should Have Ended ...with a surprise appearance by FREDDY!! , of course.
16) Sick Figures have a mean "Graveyard Swagger "
17)The 12th Doctor warns you to "Listen" to whatever that is in the corner of your eye?
18) Eugene McGuinness is afraid of the square  eyed "Monsters Under the Bed "
19) Eric Draven speaks of a "Crow Tapping" ..caw caw .bang ,fuck, your dead.!
20) Island has a bad case of a "Creeper" in his home
21) Poor Bart Simpson "Can't Sleep , Clown will Eat Me"
22) "Dirty Night Clown"- Chris Garneau
23) GET OUT!!  It's a "Amityville Horror UK radio advert"
24) "Peek-A-Boo"- It's Devo
25) Milhouse believes in this soundbite that "Radioactive Man" would wear a plastic smock with a picture of himself on it for Halloween.So take that ,Lisa Simpson
26) Divide & Kreate "Three Monsters" Mashup Automatic vs ...oh dear god is that Britney?*SCREAMS*
27) Mitchell and Webb sound "Beauty and Braaiiiiiiiiins" radio sketch.
28) Veronica Falls- "Found Love in a Graveyard".  Awww thats sweet...and cold....and ewww
29) Trailer for "John Carpenter's Christine" based on Stephen Kings book.
30) The B52s have a bad case of "Devil in my Car"
31) Elvira demonstrates "how to carve a pumpkin". And as everyone knows the proper way to carve a pumpkin is...with a chainsaw
32)Elvira,Mistress of the Dark has "2 Big Pumpkins" ...two very kissable big pumpkins.
33) Elvira shows us how to make a succulent "Succubus Sour " for our little soiree
34) Robot Chicken celebrate a "Grown Up Halloween" ,that special time when you go from collecting candy to horror movies and your costumes go from cartoon characters to dressing up as  Sexy Monchichis
35) Kids in the Hall introduce us to "Simon and Hecubus" and the sleep of ages.
36) "I Am Dracula".....who are you? and why are you nibbling my neck??
37) Jason Segal is mournful in his "Dracula's Lament"
38)"The Frogurt is Free "for Homer,but he wants to go now in this Treehouse of Simpsons soundbite