Sunday, March 1, 2026

Scream 7 : Fear Hits Home -Some after show thoughts


 I was lucky enough to sneak out and see Scream 7 in the theaters Thursday night before it's official release. Lucky in that, as a full time caregiver for both my Parents , going to the movies is not something I can just do whenever I feel like it. Certain things have to be in place before I feel comfortable leaving them at home.  And to be fair, most weeks , there is hardly anything playing that I am even remotely interested in seeing. 

However, with Scream movies, there is a bit of a urgency to see it soon. Especially before someone intentionally ,or even absentmindedly , reveals the killer(s). For me, the mystery of the murderer is the main draw to these films. I love the guessing game. 

I say, without bragging, that I called the final killers in this one. Though to be fair, I thought there was a third in the end. Unfortunately, with this being the seventh in a series, it has become rather easy to spot the killer. Much like a Murder She Wrote episode, the casting gives it away. They aren't going to put a recognizable face in what appears to be a small role for literally one scene. Though they should. Play with audiences expectations .Cast a face, someone unexpected to appear in a horror movie, and then give them one simple scene with our main character. In fact, do it twice, with a second actor whose star factor stands out so it really throws off the viewer. Could always set up the sequel, they were orchestrating the events, but their lackeys were the ones killed without their reveal till the follow up feature.

They used the familiar face in the first movie to great effect with the casting of Drew Barrymore as Casey Becker.She was front and center and prominent on the poster, and had a name familiarity with the audience that would make one easily believe she was safe in the opening of the movie. This is something they could have pulled off easily with a larger name in a second or third movie, when hype and interest was high in the series. But here we are in movie 7. So the options and draw may not be there. Unless the actor was a fan. 

The mystery continues to be a main draw even for the 7th movie, with the motive behind the murder a second. What inspired them to kill or influenced their targets? What might be the cutting metaphorical commentary attached to the blade? Why is it always Sidney they want to kill? Can't a Final Girl catch a break? 

Now that we have reached the 7th film in the series, with 6 attacks on Sidney(when will that be made a bigger issue in the movies?), I think it would be an interesting change of pace to go the Halloween III route. With each subsequent episode being separate from the legacy because before we know it we will be with Sidney's granddaughter in space...where she still gets attacked by someone in the Ghostface costume.

The first Scream had a fascinating place in slasher horror history. It came to theaters just a few years after that genre of horror had sequeled itself to death. Giving life to the paranoia outcome of the question asked by conservative religious and parental groups for years " What happens to a person who grows up watching all these horror movies?". 
No surprise,it was written by someone who HAD watched all those movies. Knew the tropes. And knew the viewer would too.

Who is that viewer today? 80's kids grew up on a glut of VHS slashers.And sure,modern viewers can go back and watch what are now considered classics. What's the horror background of today's viewer? Overly self aware watching a self aware horror ?

I do feel that the satire of the genre and the self aware characters have themselves become part of the joke rather than in on it. With meta commentating characters shoehorned into the story to drop the references.The fact that these kids are living in a slasher movie seem to be taken like a day that ends in "Y". By movie 7 there should be a bigger reaction once the killings start if you know you are in a slasher...and in one starring Sidney Prescott


But even back in the first Scream, seasoned watchers of slashers were probably not expecting the final reveal. Traditionally, it's always been some adult who seeks out and slaughters the teenagers. But kids killing kids? We hadn't reached that monthly school shooting level of desensitization yet as a society. Columbine wouldn't occur until another 3 years.

And despite the overreacting, handwringing of adults, in the end ,it wasn't the movies that made them kill ,it was parental neglect & abandonment. Stu's folks go away for the weekend....though I imagine it was before they heard that two of Stu's classmates had been violently murdered. Especially one he use to date. Their absence was most likely the reason Stu & Billy decided to go ahead with their plan that night. But his parent's absence doesn't automatically mean they were always neglectful.(Though they certainly don't rush home after most likely hearing the news of murders in their hometown. The First attack got a lot of press.) 

Where Stu's parents were is never revealed, but the casualness of the note on the dry erase board suggest there might have been a previously discussed reason. It doesn't say they had to leave to address a family emergency. They didn't just drop everything and leave unexpectedly. Rich families like Stu's ,they probably had a beach house they liked to go to on weekends. Leaving Stu with some pizza money. This wouldn't be out of the norm for them. But it could be symptomatic of a pattern. Stu being left on his own.

Stu was probably a lonely child. If the Macher house was where he grew up, then he probably spent a lot of time alone with his imagination and eventually movies on the TV as a little kid. That house was in the middle of nowhere. Not someplace kids could just ride their bikes over for a visit to hang out. While he may have had friends at school, there were probably few playdates outside because of the distance. 

Side thought; The note left by Stu's parents has a "feed the dog" P.S. . A dog that we never see or hear during the climax. With all the activity & screaming, even if it was an outside dog, there would be barking. But we don't hear that. Research in psychology and criminology suggests a strong, documented link between childhood animal cruelty and future violent crimes. It is reasonable to believe that the night before Stu went to kill Casey Becker , Stu needed to make sure he could murder someone he once cared about. So he started with his dog. Perhaps under Billy's suggestion?

"Stu, I need to know you aren't going to chicken shit out on me. I need you to show me you have it in you" 

Billy we know had abandonment issues. Mommy left because Daddy cheated. If Daddy was prone to cheating, he probably wasn't attentive to the needs of his home, wife or child. Off pursuing other self interests. Add anger issues and a diet of horror to give him the wrong creative ideas and we get the manipulative murderer of Scream. 

Nancy Loomis clearly had mental issues even before her college caper. Strange that she would concoct a whole complicated scenario to avenge her sons murder after the fact, the same son she abandoned without contact after his father cheated. She couldn't be there for her kid before, but now that he is gone?? She wants to do this grand gesture for him? If she could just leave her kid so easily before, she must have had some interesting parental skills when she was home. Maybe she was the type of Mom to sit her kid down in front of the babysitter known as the television. And that's where Billy discovered horror movies, unsupervised, at a young age. 

Odd that Billy never blamed or punished his father for his part in Nancy Loomis' abandonment of her son. Takes two to tango.
Would have made more sense if he tried to use his father as the patsy to be blamed for the Woodsboro Murders instead of Sidney's father.
Generational Family Trama. Parent keeps passing it on to their kids.
Something very much in Wes Craving's  wheelhouse. A Nightmare on Elm Street was about the parental trauma laid upon their children. The danger comes from not only the past actions of the Parents but in the not telling their kids about this past. Sidney Prescott suffers the same danger. Her Mother's past comes to haunt and hurt her. Multiple times. The fame she never asked for as a result of her past personal attacks even puts a continuing target on her.

We saw in Halloween (2018) the results and family trauma of teaching your child to live in fear with Laurie Strode over preparing her daughter for a feared attack. From not just Michael Myers, but others. And now, in Scream 7, history repeats itself. But this time, it's a case of the Parent not wanting to infect their child with the trauma of their past. Withholding the truth. Once again

Overall, I enjoyed the new Scream movie. It's always a thrill to see Sidney mocking and prepared to fight her would be attackers. The first two thirds of the movie felt strong. For a two hour movie, I never once felt the urge to check the time.  But I do feel a few marks were missed:

1) I think the troubled relationship between Sidney and her daughter Tatum should have been more of the emotional crux of the movie. Affecting both characters decisions. And explored in their every interaction. We essentially get Sidney really not wanting to talk openly with her daughter about the Woodsboro past and subsequent violence. She doesn't trust her own daughter to handle it. Sidney apparently never even mentioned her daughters namesake connection to her deceased best friend Tatum.

Sidney tried to over protect her own daughter from the past. And while the context is different from her Mother Maureen's traumatic past, the behavior of Sidney refusing to talk about it is what potentially endangers her own daughter. Refraining from sharing with her daughter about how she faced and survived the attacks and killings that were then turned into worldwide entertainment in the multiple Stab movies that most likely exaggerated the truth left her daughter with questions. That her own Mother refused to answer. Having a situation where the whole world seems to know more about your own Mom's experiences than you the child, would most likely create relationship tensions. Especially when that Mom seems to have trouble emotionally sharing herself with the daughter.

Sidney's intentions are good, She doesn't want to inflict her trauma on her daughter, Tatum. To have her daughter live in fear and distrust from the same young age her trauma began.Whether Sidney wanted it or not, her past was going to come for her daughter. Not preparing her was a mistake. After five personal attacks, Sidney had to know there would eventually be another. And at one point it would be directed at her daughter. Tatum needed to known what happened. Why, how and who. To not only understand how she could protect herself, but also to better understand her own Mother.

2) The killer reveal is where I felt the movie faltered. I honestly thought it was going to be a Mother/Son Ghostface duo. Echoing the crazy Loomis family of Killer Mom and mad son from the earlier movies. Contrasting with stable Sidney and Tatum. The killer being upset that Sidney moved on from the trauma and got on with her life? Really? That's your beef? I know the killers are suppose to be crazy, but that logic don't logic. 

The killer says they were inspired by Sidney's book to murder their abusive husband. Were obsessed with Sidney facing her demons. And hurt that she rightfully decided to stay the fuck away from another attack. And after that they just happen to find a house next door to Sidney?? It's a stretch, the only plausible possibility is that the previous neighbors found out who Sidney was and knowing the history of anyone close to her, got the hell out of dodge before something bad happened. Though, this as a theme could be a thread through the movie. Sidney could express the feelings about people simply being close to her puts them in danger. That both she and people she meets have these worries. "Even the neighbors moved away".

I think  it would have played better if the husband, a fan of the Stab movies, had read Sidney's book and was inspired to get out of his abusive controlling relationship with the wife. But she couldn't handle the idea of him "abandoning" her...so she killed him.
At this point the son would make a comment that reveals he didn't know his mom killed his Dad " You killed Dad? .
"Hush now, Baby. Mommy's talking" 
 She continues of how his death broke her baby boy. He became seriously depressed after his Dad died. Spent time in the hospital. Have to medicate him with the special candy.*she goes to touch his cheek, he withdraws* He hasn't been the same since. You destroyed my family Sidney. Took everything away from me that I loved. And you ...you just get to have everything?!?....the handsome strong husband....success....fame....happy children...survive?!!?!

She could be the mother who took her child's love of horror movies too far. Using his knowledge of the Stab history and movies. Movies that the boy would watch with his Dad repeatedly. Bond over. she needed to learn how best to unsettle Sidney.
At some point, the son would have a stress induced episode, get angry,threatening to leave Mom.
She has no choice, Says" You  were always too much like your father"  and stabs him to death.


3) The panic room wall attack: This was a great set piece....that I wish had been filmed a little different. I think it was the wrong choice to show us where Ghostface was on the other side of the wall. We know the killer is there. Put us in Sidney's and Tatum's shoes. Literally. POV shots back and forth. We don't know where the blade is coming. And emphasize the tightness of the escape route. Make us feel their bodies pressed up against the wall. With little wiggle room. Use uncomfortable extreme closeups of their faces and stomachs brushing next to the wall as they try to move, so that when a knife plunges through it's but a hair away from flesh. 

4) HOW IN THE HELL WOULD THEY LET TATUM BE LEFT OUT OF SIGHT OF A POLICE OFFICER AFTER THE ATTACK AND THREAT ON HER LIFE ??!?!? Considering the history with this family. After the first brutal murder of two of her friends while she was just downstairs and then the attack INSIDE HER VERY OWN HOME !!! How in the hell was she allowed to be out of sight of a officer? Even if it's a small town, she should have been given some kind of protection. Yes, her Dad is a cop, but he had been injured by Ghostface just the night prior. Add to that the fire and murder at the Macher house and the threat from someone who is pretending to be Stu. This is serious. Not some online jerk " having fun". This ain't over by a long shot just because one killer was taken down. I'm surprised Sidney didn't keep Tatum by her side at all times.  Though it could tie into a thread if Sidney made a comment to Gale about having to live with the fear that anyone close to her is a potential target even when there is not a ongoing attack. Maybe subtly relate to a comment the daughter could make earlier about how every time she wants to get to know all about her Mom (especially the Woodsboro incident) Sidney metaphorically and emotionally pushes her away. 
 

5) What the fuck was the boyfriend thinking about even trying to see if you could fake AI an older Stu? I know the reason killers in horror movies are successful is because their targets do dumb things, but really? Even if it was an innocent attempt to see how it could be faked. Even if they had created an image where the AI Stu told a Dad joke, dirty Scooby-Doo joke, or even sang Baby Shark. Some humorous bit that the actor Matthew Lillard could have done spectacularly.  If that were to be found by the cops and the character lived, that would be it for them. No matter what they say ,they would be held accountable as a partner in the crime. they should have had him create himself looking like one of his friends, not raging murder at the camera about his girlfriend's mother. Absolute empathy free thoughtlessness. Stab that dude, already.

6) Tatum's friends were rather bland and forgetful.I honestly don't even recall some of their names. You could probably interchange each of their lines and it wouldn't matter who said it.At least one of them should have been a quotable movie buff ,so they and Mindy could could go toe to toe on killer theories. I Would have liked more of a connection between them all.What if all the friends when at the bar came up with a plan to protect each other? Something that puts an emotional weight to their deaths.Two of their friends just died and no one is talking about them? We don't even learn something second hand about the characters who died that might make us reflect upon their loss. Like someone in the group mentioning something sweet one of the departed would do that they always liked. Hinting that there might have been romantic feelings for the lost soul. And there are multiple Stab movies in this 'verse. Many of them based of of real events. Two of the most recent attacks involved two of the characters sitting in the same room with the rest of them. And no one thinks to turn to them and ask questions? Tatum wants to know about her Mom's experiences. Wouldn't it have been interesting to have her question Mindy & Chad as a vicarious way to understand her Mom's experiences. "What did it feel like?"  " It hurt" "No.After it was all over? And you survived but your friends didn't?" 
 

7) When Sidney was helping Tatum with Ghostface's position inside the coffee house, I kind of wish we saw Sidney going back and forth between facetime and the security cams. So the two are looking at each other in the eyes.But with the occasional moment where Ghostface can't be seen. The Ghostface after Tatum goes quiet after getting shot and falls out of camera range. Then we have a moment where Sidney starts teaching her daughter how to survive. " you can do this...breathe....when you enter a room...look.....check your surroundings...for a possible exit....for anything that can be used as a weapon...."  We see Tatum do just that..looking around...grabbing something for later off screen.    When Ghostface disappears we stay on Sidney.Seeing her from Tatum's point of view. Over Sidney's shoulder we see a Ghostface start to approach...Tatum cries out " MOM ! BEHIND YOU !! "  Tatum. thinking she can get away,leaves Sidney's office and tries to escape...only to be grabbed by a Ghostface hiding in the shadows. Revealing that there are in fact two killers.  

8) With so many faces from the past showing up in the movie, I think it was a serious misstep to not include one important face Rose McGowan as Tatum Riley. What if someone pretended to be an online friend with Sidney's daughter.And in pictures she appeared as Tatum Riley.In messages she told Sidney's Tatum secrets about Sidney's Stab past.Things Sidney wouldn't talk to her about. It would have connected emotionally to Sidney and her Daughter.Sidney couldn't save her best friend. And now her daughter of the same name is in danger. She could have been the last one seen on the screen after Dewey."You weren't there for me .Busy banging that bubble butt bastard who murdered me......Everyone who loves Sidney dies."  

9) The opening kill. Thanks to the trailer, it was spoiled completely. Now we know from tradition that there is a opening dramatic kill. But having it all revealed in the trailer was not a wise choice. Plus, we have two people who are actively choosing to stay at a notorious murder site that's been turned into a grotesque murder BnB. Shouldn't that have tied into the theme or motive? People glamorizing all this real death ? Nope, like communism, it's just a red herring. It's not even a message that the writers and director are planning to burn down and erase the past with this movies motive. 

Considering where they are , the writers should have taken more opportunities to poke fun at the Stu's alive fan theories. Have one of them list off multiple online theories as they walk the house. Each one more ridiculous than the next. "Abducted by Aliens!" "Great, that means we get a Stab in space" One of them responds :"In Space, No One Can Hear you Scream!"  But then the last theory presented has a serious plausible nature. They speak of this as they find themselves standing before the tableau of where Stu "died" under the TV. Look at each other "Naaahh" 

Here's what I would have liked to have seen happen. What we see in the trailer is a bit of a mislead. Playing into that idea of not trusting your eyes. Our two visitors, Scott & Madison, arrive. Since it's set up as a museum, have the dioramas lead them on a tour from room to room as they revisit iconic moments from previous movies. Maybe even slip in a piece of information that wasn't known at the time. Or theory. Perhaps using museum placards that say "Stu Macher was in the costume during this time of the night. While Billy Loomis was outside.." The placards are numbered, so it's leading them through the night. Recapping. At appropriate moments There are mannequins of Ghostface everywhere, at least one in each room, and on the floor, figures representing bodies of victims. The corpse mannequins are rather poorly executed. Causing our guests to make comments, some about the cheapness of it, others about the grimness of this all. "Real people died for those movies you love" "...Fetishizing real death because it was a favorite movie"

The boyfriend grabs a mask off a dummy, puts it up to his face and asks the girl, "Do you think you could survive Ghostface?" She laughs, rolls her eyes, and says a determined yes...turns to him dramatically with wicked smile"...and here's how I would do it"...we cut to her being chased by Ghostface through the Macher house...she's good, gets some kicks in, knocks Ghostface over...we see the images in the trailer ,her swinging to safety from the chandelier...boyfriend interrupts ...nah , you couldn't hold on that long...you'd slip with those skinny arms...and the killer would be waiting down below"...we see that clip....she reminds him of her extensive background in juvie gymnastics..."oh and these ...strong enough to pin your ass to the bed before if you remember" *flexes muscle*


At one point the tour should have directed them to the garage. They turn on a light where one of the animatronic Ghostface's starts shaking it's head no. Startling them. Where we expect to see a figure in the garage pet door, There's nothing.Garage Doors closed. the boyfriend tries to convince the girl to go crawl through the hole so he can take a picture of her. She refuses. Boyfriend presses the button ,the garage door doesn't even open. all through their walkthrough, The boyfriend keeps creepily asking the girl to pose as or with one of the bodies. She refuses. Mean glares when he is not looking. Clearly annoyed by and disgusted by it all. She says she is going to get her phone and bag from the car "I'll be right back" They share a glance and a little laugh. She exits. The boyfriend continues to follow the cards into another room when his phone rings. Its The VOICE. "What's your favorite scary movie?"  "Cats: The Musical" he responds  "Wanna Play a Game?"  The Voice asks three questions, he gets the first two correct....but then misses the third one about when did Jason drown....the Voice tells him..." oh no...that's wrong.....you know what means....I'm afraid it's your time to die"....and then the voice changes....it's the runner of the Stab BnB "  No, no..just kidding...everything alright Mr Mercer? Enjoying our special...Stab... at a Bnb."  "Yes"  "good good..be sure to leave us a good word online, we sure could use them to counteract all those trolls who left fake comments. We did manage to find a copy of the Stab porn parody you requested "Cream 3: Stabbed in the Butt" along with the other special items you requested. You'll find them in the bedroom upstairs. Enjoy your night"

The boyfriend enters the bedroom. Starts looking at the room, the things he requested. Puts in the VHS of the adult movie. Presses play.On the TV, a cheesy,shiny 80's style movie studio logo comes on for "Sunset Studios". He goes to read the placard by the bed. Expecting it to say something about this is where Sidney lost her virginity to Billy and broke the rules of a horror movie...but finds the message " This is where Scott was found stabbed repeatedly by Ghostface. He cried like a little bitch"

" What? *shouts out to her *HA HA Madison...very funny ...come her and I'll give you a stabbing you will never forget" Just then a Ghostface appears behind him...Scott turns to the sound of the floor creaking and replies " aww you read my Christmas list....does it vibrate? *indicates the knife" 
The Ghostface stabs him...repeatedly....it's not a fake knife...and yes, as he falls back onto the bed and struggles to get away, the Ghostface does indeed stab him in the butt. Scott rolls over in pain, coughing blood and looks up at the mask...Ghostface, now straddling him. takes it off ... it's Madison..."You always were a dead fuck"  they lock eyes ..Scott's suddenly go wide.....from behind Madison there appears another Ghostface...Madison hears the floors creak and turns just in time to see the figure slash out at her."What the fuc..." She manages to roll off the bed just out of the way, Getting a cut to her forehead which begins bleeding into her eyes. She gets up quickly and grabs a something to throw at the new Ghostface. Knocking the attacker onto the bed. She runs, The Ghostface in fast pursuit, cutting her off from the stairs. She tries to get by him by jumping over the railing and grabbing onto the chandelier to swing past him to the stairs...but as she does, Ghostface's reach is enough to slash her and make her react by turning her body, sending the chandelier spinning. as it turns, Ghostface continues to slash..her back,,,her side,,,her front. It rains blood down below. The blood trails down her face almost duplicate the design of the Ghostface mask with her mouth agape...and then her fingers slip and she falls to the floor. 

We then see the Ghostface set fire to Macher house.
Walk out the front door and into the camera 

Cut to black: 

A scream!

Title Card !  

Thursday, February 5, 2026

It's time to play the music ...The Muppet Show is back!


 Ok..so.....I enjoyed it. For what it was attempting , I think it was a good start to something that could be great.Honestly, so much better than I feared.As a high ranking member of my own made up Jim Henson religion wherein I serve as a Pastor of Muppets, I was pleased. I want to watch it again to solidify some thoughts as I was a bit overwhelmed emotionally that I was watching such a thing in the first place that I'm sure a lot of details got lost in the hysteria rush of I'M WATCHING A NEW MUPPET SHOW !!!!. And the fact that I want to give it a second go is a good thing. I laughed.I cried ( and not just because I was seeing a new Muppet show in familiar felt.But that ,tonight, I can't share my feelings about it with Jess. I wish she was here for so many reasons, and sharing this experience is one of them). I appreciate that adult humor was kept to a minimum.Going in I had absolutely no idea who Sabrina Carpenter was ,and by the end, still little clue. But, as is the charm and success of a good Muppet Show, that didn't matter. As a kid ,there were guests on the original show that I, at the time ,did not know who they were.But that never detracted from my enjoyment of the show. Having gone back and watched the original many times over the decades, I've even grown to admire performances that I had earlier disregarded as just not my thing. I would like more episodes please. I've already started a guest list and bits I would like to see them perform
Now ... some notes of a spoilery nature ...
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First note....they HAVE to record their guest artist singing LIVE ! None of this lip-syncing to studio tweeked vocals. This is not an album cut. This is not a music video .This is suppose to be a LIVE performance in a theater setting. It should sound like that, feel like that. I don't care if they record a live vocal that the performer then mimes , but it needs to be a live track. Unless Auto Tuning is the joke of the sketch, I don't want to hear it .Ever . Honestly, it would be fun to have an artist who is known for using auto-tune,and being the Muppet show, something goes wrong with the device that does the auto-tuning and as result we get some hilarious sounds coming out of the mouth of a performer every time they try to sing or even speak ,Ending with them simply sitting down and singing a auto tune free, gimmick free emotional acoustic song backstage to a Muppet who was in charge of the tuning device.

Second note - They need to cut back on the editing of the sketches. What makes the Muppet's work ,for me, is their interactions with the human standing right next to them. In the environment.When there is too much editing back and forth between Muppet and human, it separates them from the space they share. Seeing the Muppet react to the human in a one shot works more than cutting to a reaction shot. Also, this is suppose to be a performance on a stage to a seated theater audience. Lean into that. We don't need fancy camera angles unless the sketch or punchline dictates it. I'm not opposed to a cut to a closeup of vocalizing chickens when they are providing harmony or la-la-la-ing for emphasis in a song.

Third note; sketch specific : Kermit doesn't have to be in multiple sketches.He shouldn't , unless it's a episode storyline specific reason. He's the host, not the star. I would have liked him to only have sung when he takes the stage at the end.The basic storyline throughout the episode is that Kermit needs to keep cutting acts.Disappointing his friends and performers who wanted to be on the stage on this important night.and then Kermit hogs the stage by being in multiple numbers? I think it would have been a stronger emotional beat if Kermit wasn't scheduled to perform in any of this weeks show but he took to the stage at the end to bring everyone back together through song. With the cancelled acts coming on stage one by one,coming together,joining the chorus. Kermit ,once again, making millions of people ,and Muppets , happy through his performance.

Fourth note : Ok this one I freely admit I need to rewatch the sketch to make sure I didn't miss a specific detail that was lost in the fog of OH MY GOD I'M WATCHING A NEW MUPPET SHOW!! , but I like when it's a solo Muppet performance of a song there is also a built in thematic twist or pun to the setting or performance. I must have missed something during the Rizzo rat song. But when your song's chorus has the phrase "Blinded by the lights", shouldn't ,you known, be actually blinded by some lights? With their Muppet eyes going white with tiny iris' ? the next line is " I can't sleep till i feel your touch" you could show Rizzo blindly stumbling about trying to find his love interest...then he falls into a sewer " I'm drowning in the night" Pun it up. Until you can feel it !

Fifth Note : Give us the triple threat stars. If someone is known for singing , lets see them do something else in a sketch. Show off their other skills.Unexpected talents. If a performer is known for doing emotional songs....have the joke be they want to do a silly song.
 

Sixth note, Sketch Note: The Miss Piggy period sketch would have been a perfect time to tip the hat to the ballroom joke dance sketches of old. With the background characters telling random jokes in between Piggy's attempt to perform her dramatic scene. Frustrating her as no one around her takes her big "acting" attempt serious. could have had a line that there was a big director in the audience and she wanted to show off her acting......chops. And be serious for at least once on the show , only for the typical chaos of the Muppets to over take her performance.

Seventh Note : I thought the backstage scenes were too crowded with unnamed Muppets. Stepping on some of the jokes in the foreground. It's one thing to see assorted Muppets coming off stage after a sketch ,continuing a visual joke from moments before.With Kermit making a parting comment on their performance. Or to even see a Muppet preparing for their upcoming sketch. But there was just Muppets everywhere. Distracting chaos.
 

Eighth Note: Kermit's voice. I know it's always going to be different. It will never be Jim. And I can adapt to the change in sound over time. But to be honest, this took me out of the moment. Again, this is part of the I want to watch it all over again to soak it in . But That voice ,man. And maybe it wasn't just the voice, but also the performance of the Muppet. Felt (ha-ha) very cover band-ish. A lot of the voices were so close to hitting the mark ,but again felt as if they might be missing certain inflections. I wonder if puppeteers of such well known characters with established voices get too caught up in trying to mimic the voice that isn't one they naturally designed themselves ,and forget the character of their speech?
 

Ninth Note : That bit with Rowlf on the piano at the beginning was perfect Muppet unexpected silliness. And on par with how the characters should interact with each other. Since it has been ages since we have seen these characters together in this setting, I would have liked a bit more of that. We kind of almost got a moment like that between Fozzie and Kermit.
 

Tenth Note: I enjoyed that they had a second guest star just sitting in the audience. The Maya Rudolph bits were fun.I would have easily enjoyed seeing a whole show with her. A running gag of a new series could be that a future guest appears in the audience of the show,prior to ,and does a bit. Maybe have a third audience member appear in multiple shows, their bit being that they want to be in the show but are never asked but show up every week ,just in case the main guest is a no show, and then they are the actual guest at the very last episode of the season 

Eleventh Note: I like that they were not afraid to introduce a new Muppet into the mix. Even if just for a two line joke.And those lines even gave the character a little backstory. Familiar past characters are great but new ones give the performers something to make their own
 

Twelth Note: The original Muppet Show was a variety show. And if this new one is to continue, I hope it remembers that. Variety shows have been a thing of the past for decades.Today's younger audiences are probably not familiar with that style. But I think It's time for a return. And I hope the vaudeville nature of the Muppet Show is celebrated. If only so I can create a Phantom of the Muppet Theater who calls himself "The Vaudvillainian" and tries to scare the performers.

Wednesday, November 26, 2025

Hazel-Rah's Helliday 20 : Merry Creepmas,Every...body!


 


 Like the past coming back and biting the ass of the present! (Get It?)

It's returned !

The terror of the tinsel !

The creepiness of the carols !

Not even Santa is safe from the horrors of the helliday.

So if this season your Krampus doesn't have enough of The Cramps...Now you know what to get them !

Just embrace the chaos that is the Helliday

Listen to this !

It's equal parts naughty and nice!

                              Merry Creepmas, Every...Body

                                It's Hazel-Rah's Helliday 20

1) A spooky voice from the attraction audio for the Haunted Mansion's Halloween meets "X-Mess" Holiday presentation welcomes us deeper into this years Helliday mix

2) Neoni get right into the Creepmas feels with their eerie rendition of the Helliday classic "Santa Claus is Coming To Town". You better watch out !

3) Matthew Jessup does his best Gary Numan, expressing feelings for season and how "Our Christmas was Electric, My Dad is Santa"

4) OH NO! B-ware! WKRP's interrupts our music with a warning of a "MONSTER LIZZARD" coming ! More news and Les Nessman !

5) Red Sleeping Beauty sing about the long, depressing Swedish winter and the short (one day or so), not-so-depressing Swedish summer we long for during "The Swedish Winter"

6) Lucy Van Pelt prefers to wait to eat January snowflakes during December

7) Eyes Lips Eyes "Slept in Through Christmas". After all this Helliday hoo-ha build up, who wouldn't want to nap like Fozzie Bear till the season is over?

8) Bob Newhart laments that holiday shopping is so crowded, it took him ten minutes in a line just to get OUT of the store

9) The Traveller remind us that not every one gets the holiday off. Those shelves don't stock themselves. It's "Christmas Eve at Kroger"

10) Don't drive by this track too fast, Jackson Harden cover The Everly Brother's "Christmas Eve Can Kill You"

11) Gremlin's Kate Beringer impugns that not everyone who hates Christmas is a leper

12) The Emotions get emotional with the question "What Do the Lonely Do at Christmas?"

13) Bella Brown & the Jealous Lovers wish it could "Always Be Christmas Eve"

14) Everything old is new again, it's the trailer for the regift of that Helliday classic "Silent Night,Deadly Night"

15) Australian band Mental As Anything are about to go all "Apocalypso (Wiping the Smile Off Santa's Face)"

16) Al Bundy HATES Christmas. Is anyone surprised?

17) Mismatched Menace tell Santa that "All I Want for Christmas is My Damn Peace & Quiet" SHUT UP WITH THOSE TWELVE DRUMMERS DRUMMING ALREADY!Seriously ?!Silent my night already !

18) Susan Lucci ,Erica Kane from that holiest of programs, All My Children, wishes you a Merry "X-Mess"

19) Pack your bags, pack your wife, were off to a Holiday in Campbodia thanks to Richard Cheese

20) Squidward can't believe people enjoy this holiday that celebrates a Jolly Prowler who breaks into your house

21) HO HO-OH-NO Santa failed to keep his hoes in check and now he's gone and done it."Santa Lost a Ho"-The Christmas Jug Band knows it's hard out there for an elf. No Otters were harmed in the making of this song.

22) Garfunkel and Oates can't wait to read your "Year End Letter"

23) Hermey the Elf who want's to be a dentist one day says this next bit won't hurt before going in and yanking all your teeth out and replacing them with hard candy

24) Conner Cherland tells us about "Monty the Murder Elf' . You don't want THIS elf on your shelf !

25) Bumblewasps beg of you :"Don't Fuck With Christmas". Hey Pal, it's Christmas, were already fucked.

26) Caleb Elliot tells his favorite Christmas Joke .Really Caleb,REALLY?!

27) Blaise Guld wishes us all a "Yippie Ki YAY, Motherfucker ! Merry Christmas" cause it's not Christmas till we see Hans Gruber fall off the Nakatomi Plaza

28) What if the music of Nine Inch Nails was made into a "X-Mess" album? Kibble illustrates you have a "Head Like a Holy Night" for thinking such a silly thing

29) Yakko and Wakko, and their sister, Dot of Animaniacs fame wish for Noel this season. Wait?!! No L?...train?Noel...Fielding? Noel..Gallagher?

30) Elvira,Mistress of the Dark loves a good snowman. Even if he has a carrot for a cock

31) "It's a Punk Rock Christmas" and our resident Filth Elder,John Waters, has something to say about it

32) Gillian Anderson might just think David Duchovny has been playing Fox Mulder too long as he implies that Santa is an Alien .Oh,David

33) Chris de Burgh might just agree in his song "A Spaceman Came Traveling"

34) "This Christmas Is Forever" .Feel like that sometimes. There Will Be Fireworks

35) Klaus Nomi sings of freezing to death in this live performance of "The Cold Song" just months before his death

Thursday, October 30, 2025

"You think this is a costume?This is a way of life"

"You think this is a costume?This is a way of life" 


 

Oops , wrong movie . 

 Upon seeing this photo, I suddenly found myself going down a little rabbit hole of an idea: 

Even Krueger has his groupies. That costume is what I would expect the Cult of Krug to wear. The ones who go into the dream looking for him.The ones who think death is sexy. Thinking he will be pleased to see them copy his style. 

Only to find Krueger, a broken down and empty monster. Powerless from all the souls of the children that have been extracted in his many defeats. His name no longer brings forth fear. He is not just a shadow of himself ,but an actual shadow in the dream. 

Unable to physically manipulate the realm, incapable of even touching a potential victim. His claw slicing through air as if the body is not there. 

Disappointed in their discovery,these knock off Spirit Halloween Freddys mock the man. "son of a hundred maniacs....my ass" "one two...who the fuck is afraid of you?" . 

In a child bullying trauma memory induced anger, Krueger begins to physically burn with rage.His body begins to smoke as if on fire. Actual flames emerge from holes in his filthy sweater. The blades on his infamous glove begin to glow orange,then red hot,and finally violet.

 Raising his hand high ,Freddy takes a hard swipe at the Cultist closest too him. The blades connect. And burn slices through their dime store costume. Cauterizing the flesh as they go in deep and emerge from the arc of the attack. 

Krueger prepares to backhand his unsuspecting victim across the face when he is hit with a jolt of energy, as the sudden and powerful collected fear of the assembled Fans of Freddy releases with their screams of terror. 

He feels the old groove .Flicks his finger blades at his side with a renewed giddy delight. And as the various cultists run off in different directions, they can hear Fred Krueger's booming,dirty,playful voice behind them say with a chuckle 

"Who shall I... touch... next.... Eenie.....Meenie....Miney .....MOE!"

Tuesday, October 7, 2025

Hazel-Rah's Halloween Mixtape 21 : Ghouls Just Wanna Have fun

 

Tonight is the night that we're going to get lit !.....21 candles,that is 

as we reach the "legal" age of 21 years of creating my yearly Halloween mixtape.

Once again,I have dug through the catacombs of creepy tunes to Frankenstein a sound collage befitting of the spooky season.

All kinds of spooky guests are invited to this party !  

As is tradition,we have the annual variation of John Carpenter's iconic Halloween Theme.A trailer of two.And few peanut butter in your chocolate mashups that create a new taste for your tinnitus to enjoy.

 I dug up some rare Elvira,Mistress of the Dark and even an out of the blue Fleetwood Mac.

We toss our toast in celebration of Rocky Horror's 50 years of Being It,Not Dreaming It. Give thanks to the absolute pleasures Richard O'Brien gifted us. I have so many happy memories of my time at the show. Friends,fun,and laughs till the sun rose. Hosted a legendary wicked preshow (sent a virgin to the hospital once!). Had the best of times playing Riff-Raff every Saturday for a decade! (and Brad ,when my theater had a showing on Friday's,too)

 Me as Riff-Raff  from my Rocky Horror Picture Show shadowcast days.

Once you take that jump to the left...
forever shall it dominate your destiny 
 
This wouldn't be a Hazel-Rah Halloween if ol' pizza face, Freddy Krueger didn't make an appearance. This year he is joined by the newest monster, Aunt Gladys. Watch what she can do. And we give a nod of goodbye to that bat eating legend,Ozzy ! 
 
So sit back, pop some popcorn ,and butter the one you love ....it's 

HAZEL-RAH'S HALLOWEEN 21 !
GHOULS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN 
 
.....They just wanna
........They just wanna
............Ghouls
Ghouls just wanna have fun !  

 

1) “What are you going as for Halloween?- E.T.’s Gertie asks that all important Question
2) Roman Sable plucks the sinister strings of this acoustic version of the classic "John Carpenter Halloween Theme"
3) The Sacred Chant of "Down the Witches Road" as sung by Agatha and her fellow witches 
4) Aunt Gladys wants you to watch closely as to how she can fork you over
5) Magic Wands wave their guitars to strum forth some "Black Magic"
6) DJ King of Pants mashes up "Seven Bloody Vampires" ( Concrete Blonde vs White Stripes vs Grace Jones vs Taylor Swift vs Leona Lewis vs Ariana grande vs Depeche Mode) and it’s anything but a bloody mess
7) The haunting brothel sounds of The Nesting Trailer 
8) The Horror ! The Horror! The Horror! of RJD2's "The Horror"
9) Ozzy Osbourne (R.I.P.) as a preacher laments the evils of Heavy Metal music in this Trick or Treat soundbite
10) Solemn Novena wants to play a sexy game of "Trick or Treat"
11) Nancy "wakes" from her dream within a dream to lament that she is Crazy After All when Fred Krueger pops up to show her what real crazy means
12) In Letter Form spent many a year being scared till they learned that "Terror (Is a state of Mind)"
13) The Creepy Girls(Be mine,before Movie Sign!) of Evil Dead sing-song that "We're Gonna Get you"
14) OohOoHooh,OohOoHooh Somebody waits for Manuskript this "Halloween"
15) Shhh listen...you smell that? It's "Death Approaching" in this 30 Days of Night soundbite
16) The Pixies want to meet you "On Graveyard Hill" 
17) I've seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask in the middle of a forest is never friendly,as in this Friday the 13th Part 6:Jason Lives soundbite
18) Fleetwood Mac would like for you to "Make Me A Mask" for this Halloween,and well everyday
19) Wednesday has decided to dress as a Homicidal Maniac,you know,like everybody else
20) The Future Kings of Nowhere commit "10 Simple Murders"
21) Scooby's Fred is feeling a little "Dead Inside" this season
22) What is it about middle age that makes one crave a "Home Depot Skeleton" (by Fuzzrod
23) "Lust for A Vampire"-This trailer is a reminder that the only books worth licking are worn by Goth Girls
24) Lesbian Bed Death are going to rip off your head and shit down your neck this "Halloween"
25) "Wouldst thou want to live deliciously?" VVitch ,please ! 
26) What are YOU thinking about ? Me,a girl's "Living Dead Fancy" (Rob Zombie vs Reba McEntire).Mashup by Adriana A
27) The gang of MST3K are "Gonna Kill Me a Girlfriend" in this Tormented Riff
28) That you Gidget? No it's The Judy's "Ghost In A Bikini".Spooks Up! 
29) Ever wonder What if Cartoon Characters Were in Horror Movies? Well Brock Baker did
30) Geoff Castellucci digs deep down in that grave with this rendition of eternal Halloween favorite-"Monster Mash"
31) Ghost's just want you "Outta Here" like Lydia suggests in this Beetlejuice soundbite.
32) Emma Thompson,Yes,THAT Emma,sings of how "This House is Haunted" in this old tune I dug up from an early 80's episode of her show,Alfresco
33) Elvira,Mistress of the Dark, does her best at walking those white lines of 80's rapping
34) It was the most wonderful "Strange Journey:The Story of Rocky Horror" to be a part of the show as this trailer for the amazing documentary shows
35) Robert Burke Warren knows that every Saturday at midnight we had the best of times "At the Rocky Horror Picture Show"
36) "Science Fiction,Double Feature (Reprise)" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show brings the show to a close. This song was always bittersweet to me at the end of each show.The fun was  over,it was time to go home,wipe off the white face.Face the rising sun from a corner booth at Denny's

 HAPPY HALLOWEEN !  

 


Thursday, August 28, 2025

The mind is a Weapon,and mine is on Weapons (2025)


'cause let's face it, baby, these days… YOU GOTTA HAVE A SEQUEL! - Stu Macher

The hour is late and my thoughts have turned to "Weapons"

It's inevitable. The second a film is successful ,the talk begins of a sequel,prequel,franchise. And while I have readily viewed these continuations and even enjoyed a sequel or two to many a favorite first movie,sometimes the results are questionable.Did we really need this?

And once seen,it can't help but alter ones thoughts of the original.

So much can go wrong when attempting a sequel. The worst of it being it's just boring. Lazy writing that repeats beats from the original tune. I understand the financial interest in doing a sequel,but never understood why one doesn't try to do something new within that 'verse.Someone has already picked out the colors for you to use, paint something new on that blank canvas.

Too often it seems the creator of the original is cut out of the development of the sequel. Or,more than likely, doesn't think there is enough story for a sequel. And as often the case with a new, untested idea, the creator has to sign away rights to the characters/story just to get the movie financed.So come sequel time, they have no monetary incentive (outside of a screenwriter's fee) to write a second. 
 

But here we are. Weapons has done fantastic business.Rightfully so. I loved it. 
Been well received by the viewing public. And there have already been murmurs of a possible prequel. Personally, I have no interest in learning more about the "Aunt". We know how that story ends. Where would be the mystery? Other than a wholesale reveal of what and where it came from? 

In a prequel, we will already be privy to her presence.That mystery would be solved before the opening.And honestly, I like not knowing all the specifics.There is plenty in the movie to chew on. To give us a frame for her picture.

A prequel could most likely reveal others who share her craft.That story would probably end up in a power struggle between Gladys Lily and the others. Each hungry for the essence to feed upon.Sending their individual weapons to assault the other. Till she is the last standing.


And as we know she lives,her fate in a prequel is established.So what would we gain from such a film? Find out she is an actual parasite?A plant(Gladys-short for Gladiolus? Lily) 

Earth..."hair".....fire....water
Body..snip,snip...rage...bowl

Who taught her the magic? Maybe the prequel could be about someone other than Gladys, yet still educate us more on her power and past.

 If she is that powerful while in a weakened state,she must have been astoundingly strong before becoming ill.What weapon could have reduced her to this? 

And that's where my mind went when thinking about a prequel option....

What if we saw inside the mind of one of her victims? What occurs while they are under her control.Their awareness of the situation. A victims point of view of the damage done by the weaponmaker.

In the original movie,which I've only seen once at this point,so apologies if I am misremembering an event,we see the "Aunt" haunting the dream of the teacher,Justine.Or was Justine awake in that moment and Gladys was really on the ceiling? That image gave me an idea

What if we saw how this malevolent entity feeds.What if it had to 
be inside their victim's subconscious to consume? It already controls the conscious acts of the victims.Maybe it needs to go in deeper to suck out their essence.

I picture a story where we follow one of her victims.We are well aware of her presence,so that shock is out. But what if we see the collecting of the individual children in what we think is just a in the moment showing of their abduction, when it's actually a memory.The children are reliving when they lost control and came to her.And aware of their actions.Violence and all.
 

Understanding they have no control in this situation as they remain locked under her spell.Perpetually tormented.

And in this dream state, we see her "kill" the first child...fade to black

Only for the fade-in to reveal a number....Day 2 and a new child's name ...That first child is still alive.Waking up still in the dream state,checking themselves for wounds where the witch had hurt them....nothings there.

The day reoccurs, though slightly different as we now witness events of the first child assisting with the claiming of a second,the name on the title card...Gladys makes the first watch as she kills the second child...then turns and kills the first,again...fade to black...day 12,another name...a nosy adult? ...
 

We will come to understand that she is torturing and "killing" the essence of the child over and over inside the dream.Haunting their imaginations.That their bodies are not physically dead ...yet. But she has to make them think that they are dying to release that which she feeds upon.And the greater the fear at the moment of death the more of a release as they let go.

Our main kid becomes aware of the rules of this dream...tries to fight back...change the outcome...Save a child...especially when that child is shown to be a sibling

Something about this first child is different. It has survived longer than  anyone before.And what it releases is ever so tasty and strong.So that leads Gladys to think claiming the sibling (a twin?) could be just as rewarding.

Maybe the child manages to "wake" themselves before the next kill. And in doing so, discovers that they have a bit more self control. Each "reawakening" a climb up from their subconscious

Since the bond between the two children is strong, they fight back together.Take back every bit of energy they gave the monster.
 ...and both wake up 

But when we are expecting them to be somewhere in the modern world as depicted in the previous scenes...they are in fact actually in a point in the past. A time long before . Perhaps the 1860s.

The children run to their elders.Finding them in a church,the congregation's arms raised wide to the heavens,chanting. We learn that Gladys was part of a tribe .But she got greedy, or needed more "food" to maintain standard health (perhaps she is diseased,Cursed with a virus) so she started feeding off the children of her fellow "witches"

The gathering come to Gladys.Burning torches and all.

They perform a ritual and banish her for using the magicks in a unseemly and forbidden way.A banishment that cuts her off from obtaining healthy energy from the traditional and more constant source of Mother Earth.

But she was prepared for this possible outcome and based on subtle actions given inside the children's dreams, of important items of the adults being collected, we discover she has what she needs to turn the entire tribe into weapons against each other

Gladys smiles and looks at the two siblings...

"Watch children" 

From the shadows comes running all the tribes children,they attack their parents..Some kill.Many are terribly wounded.The children's attacks are violent and unending..leaving the Parents only choice but to kill their own children

When she moves to finish the two siblings herself, they present a familiar twig she has been seen using. Stolen from her pocket? One of the children's own magick artifacts? 
 
They perform a quick ritual.Their blood together.And with each of the siblings holding onto opposite ends of the twig...*SNAP*

But nothing happens.

Gladys smiles.And takes a step forward towards the children..and then punches herself in the face

dazed...she she tried to go after the kids again...and again she punches herself ..the children laugh

...then the siblings step towards her....

and Gladys gets more violent with herself,scratching her own flesh,deep

The children,laughing,start to run towards her as she realizes what is happening,she claws at her face as she backs way and turns to run. The closer she is to them ,the more violent her own actions to her self become.

The children chase her off the property,she runs,screaming in pain ,clawing at her eyes. Her face a bloody mess as she disappears into the dark woods.Her screams echoing into the night

An issue I have with this idea is that it doesn't bring much new to the whole weapons conceit. We would see inside the victims minds .And this would be thoughts we could consider when re-watching the first movie.But wouldn't it just be more of the same?

Now what if we were to see something on a more global scale. What if someone turned the President into a weapon.

A foreign power?A Member of his own cabinet? His wife? 
A podcaster?
What if a ritual could be performed & implemented on low hanging fruit individuals simply by them watching.Only when they have their rapt attention.
Subliminal message ritual.

Send drivers into protests marches.Officers of the law to murder suspects 
Shooters into schools.
Combined with constant praising of the President
The Leader is good, the Leader is great. We surrender our will as of this date
Na na na na na na na na, Leader.

All done in a choreographed way to get the presidents attention.To get them to watch the program. 
Maybe even have a controlled subject put the program on in front of the president.Make them watch.
All to take over.Instruct them in ways to cause the most suffering.Here and abroad. 

To start World War III

Friday, July 11, 2025

Hearing Voices?

                


Woke up extremely early this morning from the thunderbolts & lightning and the sounds of heavy rain. After checking that the basement was still dry (two basement floods in 3 years leaves one with a little water paranoia), I returned to bed and tried to go back to sleep. 
Thoughts drifted, while sleep remained distant,and I found myself thinking of watching a movie in a theater.Something I haven't been able to do in years. And just like that I found myself sitting in a empty movie theater. On the screen was a film noir type that heavily featured voice over narration. Murders have already taken place and the characters were in the middle of trying to figure out "who?,with what? and whose next?". The narrator accompanying their every action. Often stating a line that then the character on screen would immediately repeat :
NARRATOR :"Sam wondered aloud ' what could have done this type of damage to the woman's face?"
cut to-
Sam-" What could have done this type of damage to the woman's face?"
At first ,the characters didn't respond directly to the narration.It wasn't readily apparent whether the voice was just a single characters inner monologue or an external voice providing commentary on their collective lives. Could one character hear the commentary about another? But soon it became clear. Every one could hear The Voice,at all times. And they acted as if this was completely normal.Occasionally and subtly acknowledging it's presence. But in moments of frustration, a character would become argumentative with the narrator :
Character -"STOP REPEATING EVERYTHING I'M SAYING"
The Voice-" I'm not repeating everything you are saying...I'm repeating everything you are ABOUT to say"
It becomes apparent that the voice is external to the characters. And it's dialogue slowly indicates that it may not be up to any good.
This voice is not the author of the story working out their text. It's been a part of these character's lives from the beginning and remains there to their end
And on that note,The Voice says calmly as could be -" Sam stood over the body, examining the gruesome details with intense scrutiny of this poor unfortunate soul's remains. Wondering to himself ,sadly, about the victim's final moments alone and afraid. Not realizing that in less than 17 and a half minutes he too would be dead"
Sam-"WHAT?!?"